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@ a car dealership sitting through endless rounds of 'Let me go ask my manager.' wish i'd brought a book.about 15 hours agofrom txt
under :30 for a trip to the DMV to renew my license & get a new, surprisingly non-a$$ photo taken. almost too good to be true.9:44 AM Jul 1stfrom web
all that's left of the Dyson Airblade in the bathroom is a gaping hole in the wall that doesn't blow out air in 400mph streams. sadness.3:08 PM Jun 23rdfrom web
someone told me today that she thought i was a mother. unsure how to take that. but at least she didn't think i was pregnant.3:36 PM Jun 22ndfrom web
just found out I-90 Westbound will be closed from 7/5-7/28. MSFT should declare it a WFH month for every Westsider.11:29 AM Jun 22ndfrom web
watching Alex start the 4-hour process of making mole sauce from scratch. i'd take photos but i'm too busy feeling lucky.5:48 PM Jun 20thfrom web
could use a bicycle bell for when people are walking too slowly & blocking the hallway. "get out of my f'ing way!!" seems a tad harsh.1:02 PM Jun 18thfrom web
"Sent from my POS iPhone" is my new favorite email signature.3:04 PM Jun 15thfrom web
passed by Cremant a few weeks ago & was very surprised & saddened to see a For Lease sign in the window. had so many nice dinners there.1:57 PM Jun 15thfrom web
Skin crawling from listening to a particularly inept flirtatious conversation on the Connector.5:38 PM Jun 12thfrom Twitterrific
Never felt more like a generic design-obsessed yuppy than at the screening of Objectified last night.6:09 PM Jun 11thfrom Twitterrific
A & I tried the new custard place @ 13th & Pike. Was amusing walking home past all the people with competing cones from Molly Moon's.9:28 AM Jun 9thfrom Twitterrific