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  1. Revenge is a dish best served passive-aggressively #literalwisdomabout 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. If you can't beat 'em, club 'em in the knees when they're asleep #literalwisdomabout 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. A watched pot never feels lonely, but does eventually get creeped out #literalwisdomabout 19 hours ago from Twitterrific
  4. Three lefts make a right. #literalwisdom10:21 PM Jul 8th from web
  5. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless you are only giving one basket of eggs away. #literalwisdom10:20 PM Jul 8th from web
  6. @icecreamwithyou $3 lunch! Yes!3:17 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific in reply to icecreamwithyou
  7. Ok it is about time to officially retire my 12" Powerbook. In Pace Requescat, Badger, 2004-2009. Thanks for getting me through college.10:50 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
  8. There is something particularly distinctive about the type of nightmares one gets from eating too much overly spicy food close to bedtime.1:34 AM Jul 7th from web
  9. @jon_atkinson It is perfectly honorable and legal to declare an official state of bullshit and smash their speakers.1:33 AM Jul 7th from web in reply to jon_atkinson
  10. My life is pretty awesome.8:06 PM Jul 6th from web
  11. @dennisalp I do once a week so I don't get a will-be-towed sticker or spider webs on it.12:33 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to dennisalp
  12. Oh man there was TRAFFIC on the drive to work today! Crazy!11:30 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
  13. Between Garey and White!8:17 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  14. "Forever in our hearts," just get the fuck off our windows. in Beverly Center http://loopt.us/F-Yq7Q.t (via @joshuarusow)6:37 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific in reply to joshuarusow
  15. In WeHo! Gonna find some food!5:44 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  16. Hangin by the pool, it is a pretty nice day4:00 PM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
  17. @InSinU8 I mean at least I should probably leave my office at some point.2:40 PM Jul 5th from web in reply to InSinU8
  18. I should probably do something today.2:35 PM Jul 5th from web
  19. I love explosions!9:47 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  20. I did just say what's up in between chomping on two beef ribs, Dennis speaks the truth!9:23 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific
  • Name Jason Scheirer
  • Location iPhone: 34.060486,-118.347656
  • Web http://cleanstick...
  • Bio Occasionally present physically, seldom present mentally
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