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  1. so i've heard
  2. in this cold weather it's always tempting to just let out a little bit of wee to warm your cockles
  3. i wonder if badgers and beavers ever get annoyed at being referred to as c*nts all the time?
  4. looks nice outside, like the inside of a fridge - teasing you to touch its contains...
  5. @serafinowicz but with more hair. depending on the lady of course...
  6. @serafinowicz you tease! like one of those ladies who hide behind a pane of glass that rudely close the curtains when its getting good
  7. off to the barbers to tame the mane
  8. plant man has made an appearance. he's currently clipping a plants dead bits to the music of spandau ballet.
  9. @jamestenniswood you charming man! must meet up soon for a pint!
  10. @Glinner i heard she was in hospital for 'fingernail herpes' - bad choice of joke there! ;-) #cheerupAnnie
  11. @jamestenniswood thanks for post!
  12. hello all! new blog update http://jasonruddy.blogspot.com/
  13. it's spitting skinny kittens and wrinkly puppies in london town
  14. i wonder if superhero's have to wear their costumes in communal showers to keep their identity? how would you wash your balls properly?
  15. leroy told me if you don't get a google wave invite it means that google don't like you.
  16. am i the only one that doesn't care about a google wave invite? (okay, i don't know what it does. anything to do with tidal tsunami's?)
  17. i wonder if the big male bananas laugh at the small male bananas when they go to the loo?
  18. tonight i will be painting a posh badger
  19. @plunksville you're married. ha haa!
  20. is recovering from a corn beef hash pie with a fried egg on top lunch time treat.