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  1. http://twitpic.com/tx3ly - Nom nom nom! about 15 hours ago from TwitPic
  2. @donttrythis Forgive me Adam, but I hope you are wrong about this Orbo thing. #snakeoil #perpetualmotion #hoax #scientificbreakthrough #hope 7:38 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to donttrythis
  3. http://twitpic.com/t3dhm - This should be fun. 12:39 PM Dec 11th from TwitPic
  4. #lightsovernorway this ought to be fun. 8:51 PM Dec 10th from web
  5. RT @dj_jules: RT: @Positron_CoH: RT @geardrops:Spread word about Child's Play!! http://tr.im/HeWc -- RT this & I'll donate $1 out of my ... 7:59 PM Dec 10th from web
  6. Just finished #Azkaban now on to #Goblet this series never gets old. 7:51 PM Dec 10th from web
  7. two rolls of parchment! 7:13 AM Dec 5th from txt
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgbNymZ7vqY&feature=related 4:19 PM Nov 28th from web
  9. #lackofsleep does strange things to a person. when i got to sleep, i had a #dream that my left shoulder was trying to escape. 8:19 AM Nov 27th from txt
  10. my first, and hopefully only, #blackfriday experience. 3:23 AM Nov 27th from txt
  11. have #timewarnercable ? time to vote. Tell them what you think of higher cable prices. http://www.rolloverorgettough.com/ 3:53 PM Nov 26th from web
  12. RT @darthvader: I am altering the meal. Pray I don't alter it further. #starwarsthanksgiving 12:08 PM Nov 26th from web
  13. @Samuraiko all the cool players are on Infinity. Everyone knows that. 5:41 PM Nov 25th from web in reply to Samuraiko
  14. RT @grantimahara: RT @MythBusters: Kari Byron live-tweeting from @mythbusters account during tonight's new eps 9p et AND pt 10:05 AM Nov 25th from web
  15. http://twitpic.com/qw02o - someone said that if i could summon a #patronus it would be my corgi Roscoe 9:25 AM Nov 25th from TwitPic
  16. @pennjillette its ok for dads to cry. our daughters have that power over us. 4:42 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to pennjillette
  17. http://twitpic.com/qfdvr - Worst. game. ever. 3:34 PM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  18. http://twitpic.com/qd6zb - Holiday tea from #theoldeEnglishTeaRoom #goodstuff 7:14 AM Nov 21st from TwitPic
  19. crying over spilled milk: silly. crying over spilled #coffee : justified. 5:47 AM Nov 21st from txt
  20. @dj_jules scariest part of #zombieland was the bathroom clown. made me jump. hate clowns. 2:11 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to dj_jules