jasonpermenter
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Thanksgiving occurs when the veil between the world of the living and the world of flightless poultry is at its thinnest.
about 8 hours ago
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@ No chance. I wouldn't miss an opportunity to bite my toenails for the world. On board already, shoes and socks off. And pants.
4:23 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to rascouet
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RE alienating seatmates: I've decided to just keep it simple and start biting my toenails as soon as we take off. As usual.
3:55 PM Nov 24th
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""Smuggling a ukulele into England.""
3:39 PM Nov 24th
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Traveling to London today, non-stop. Now taking requests for ways to alienate and/or disgust strangers seated next to me for 12 hrs. 123GO.
12:12 PM Nov 24th
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"Baby I just scratched my back with a banana, under my shirt. If this isn't proof that we're monkeys, I don't know what is." (@)
12:55 AM Nov 24th
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I wonder if Santa Claus ever thinks of Thanksgiving as Christmas practice.
12:26 PM Nov 23rd
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@ You're absolutely right. I suppose I really could wait a day or two.
5:44 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to BeTheBoy
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I know Thanksgiving's a few days away, but I just don't know if I can wait to hand out smallpox blankets to the neighborhood kids!
5:39 PM Nov 22nd
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Turns out my fashion sense swings wildly between 'crumpled professor', 'rustic indie rock' and 'anyway totally drunk'.
12:42 PM Nov 22nd
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The Bad Motivators
5:05 PM Nov 21st
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Less than a week to go, and I'm having the hardest time finding a vegetarian alternative for jive turkey.
3:52 PM Nov 21st
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""Updating Google Latitude via my iphone.""
2:28 PM Nov 21st
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@ Hi Debbie. Sitting in your AAU talk while you speak about lizard brains, Bass Ale & Twitter.
7:47 PM Nov 19th
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Pb Zeppelin
12:16 AM Nov 19th
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@ According to WHO, the technical name is R1T1.
3:00 PM Nov 18th
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in reply to apelad
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""Meme-ing""
12:51 PM Nov 16th
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The worst part about Thanksgiving isn't that there's already a huge Christmas tree in Union Square actually no that is the worst part.
5:22 PM Nov 15th
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Anna wants me to tell you I like my coffee like I like my women: French, petite and will scratch your eyes out if you so much as look at me.
11:11 AM Nov 15th
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You seriously think Jack and Jill went up to "fetch a pail of water"? WAKE UP PEOPLE YOU ARE SO NAÏVE.
2:21 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Jason Permenter
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://jasonperme...
- Bio Graphic Designer, something something macaroni & cheese something.
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