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  1. I think this is what John Cougar was talking about in the song Small Town. (@ longhorn cafe)
  2. Biggest complaint I've received http://aweber.com/b/1rQhH
  3. @craigclemens i gotta explain the "O-Hawk" style i invented. Sickest hairdo ever.
  4. RT @CouchSurfingOri: Win a date with @jasonmoffatt - find out how on http://ping.fm/th7iA 11pm est! Rt this :)
  5. Everything is bigger in Texas, except my penis. Brrr it's freezing here.
  6. @surfersteve that looks sweet. Grab some knee pads.
  7. How does my dog have 3 gallons of whiz in his bladder but he only drank a pint of water? Unreal how much he goes!
  8. Go Saints! (@ the game) http://4sq.com/9S7hZR
  9. My dad would totally kick your dads ass!
  10. Totally awesome Vegan grub w/ The Rachel Rofe. (@ Green New American Vegetarian) http://4sq.com/8ht9Mu
  11. RT @ChrisPirillo: I bet even if the iPad had everything the world wanted it to have, the same people would find reasons to complain.
  12. @tombeal Totally remember the water in Whorelando being super nasty as well.
  13. @RachelRofe i think we may leave this evening. Still unsure.
  14. At the Mexican border!
  15. Did you know about this http://www.jasonmoffatt.com/internet-marketing/google-real-time-search.html
  16. Betcha didn't know I was a midget http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4800163&id=634453082
  17. @MatRobar I wish bro. Gonna be in Austin Texas. Have fun.
  18. I love old ladies.
  19. Solid breakfast spot. (@ The Eggery Etc.) http://4sq.com/bVdKzt
  20. I get lots of work done when I bring my laptop to the bar. No kidding!