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  1. Yay socialism!
  2. Trick or tweet!
  3. is @ the Rufus/Andy Chron dinner. The cast of "Glee" showed up to serenade them. Then Ewan McGregor showed up & did a semi-nude strip tease!
  4. RT @SFCityInsider: What a mess! Westbound traffic to the Bay Bridge is stopped because of fallen cable at infamous S-curve. Avoid!
  5. @Gordonung ... Steve Jobs shoulda won the Nobel Peace Prize instead.
  6. @Gordonung ... I dried it out over a week, brought it to the Apple Store. They plugged it in and it was totally functional. I'm convinced...
  7. @Gordonung Hey man. My new iPod Classic fell in my parking lot the day all that rain fell. It was there overnight and was it soaked. ....
  8. starts his first semi-official day as interim fill-in quasi-deputy business editor wingman dude. What the frak is a hedge fund again? #fb
  9. wonders if Internos will serve him wine through a funnel inserted in his mouth. Or is that rude?
  10. is enjoying an amazing rare moment: A sit-down lunch! OK, it's only Mel's. Bite him while he bites into a reuben... #fb
  11. is experiencing paranormal activity. #fb
  12. thought "Zombieland" was super-funny flesh-tastic -- and had the best movie cameo ever!
  13. is stuck in Zombieland. That place will eat him alive. #fb
  14. is trapped in Zombieland. #fb
  15. @rajskub Sorry. Stopped watching "24" after its 2nd season so you'll always be The Snail to me.
  16. @Gordonung That's child abuse.
  17. is watching the Niners game @ the Elephant Bar & TOTALLY trying to hit on the bartendress Christina. Guys, yes, no? http://twitpic.com/l5uv5
  18. OBAMA WINS NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! http://bit.ly/K1ww8
  19. "You're 33! Of course you're supposed to be sexually active. You're not supposed to be fondling your uncle under the table." #AlwaysSunny
  20. @rajskub That was an awesome guest spot, Snail.