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  1. ME: "So what're you looking forward to?" MY GRANDPA: "Nothing. What do I got to look forward to." ME:" I meant for dinner. "
  2. 5th- penalty flags now explosive, whistles replaced with recording of a loud fart.
  3. Fourth, loser of Thanksgiving day game forced to baste and prepare John Madden.
  4. Third, TD celebrations are high risk/reward. Celebrity judge panel determines if team awarded extra point or dancer is hamstrung.
  5. @kstrahm that's what Andy Reid calls his back.
  6. And from now on teams have no back up quarter backs. If 1 team loses their qb the other teams qb plays for both teams "All Time Quarterback"
  7. My brother and I are out to revolutionize the game of football... for starters coaches should wear full uniforms, helmets and all.
  8. Hey Bobcats fans (both of you). I think this Stephen Jackson trade is gonna work out.
  9. RT @cullenbunn: News on The Sixth Gun Short Story, Them What Ails Ya: A Christmas Yarn - http://ow.ly/FIpV
  10. Always something educational in CRIMINAL. It's like a well prepared meal. Even when tastes vary you must give massive respect to the effort.
  11. Only a Bob Dylan Xmas party would feature polka and a death defying escape http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  12. Thumbs up for A SERIOUS MAN.
  13. Will Tom Wait's GLITTER&DOOM LIVE pull "today" out of it's tailspin or send it spiraling into depths unfathomed? Stay tuned true believer...
  14. i was rooting so hard for a decapitation. i wanted to see kids traumatized.
  15. watching fully costumed sports mascots play tackle football at halftime of the Panthers gm. Completely insane.
  16. You got some nerve wearing a Dolphins jersey into my grocery store, lady.
  17. It blows my mind that Rick James and Neil Young were once in a band together.
  18. RT @MikeHawthorne: You're welcomed. - http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  19. The ads for 2012 movie reminds me of the idea @JFlynn05 and I had for a joke Earthquake disaster movie. "TEN POINT OH!...(shit)"
  20. Cheech and Chong describe the shape my life away from the drawing board has taken lately. ( via @BClayMoore )http://tinyurl.com/ybhqbph