Jason Jordan

Jason Jordan

@jasonjordan Perth, Western Australia
TV & Radio Presenter. Agitator. Rabble Rouser. I will very likely offend you at some stage. You shouldn't take me too seriously. May contain partial nudity.
http://jasonjordan.com.au
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Jason Jordan
First night at Club Med Bali
 
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Jason Jordan
My patch panel will only ever accept one type of punch-down tool.
 
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Jason Jordan
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry - and I always will be.
 
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Jason Jordan
I'm TRYING to think.
 
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Jason Jordan
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@ As I said in January. Iran & Israel will be at War by the end of March.
 
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Jason Jordan
That's 1 question. RT @: Here's two questions about Australian politcs: 1) What role did the US State Dept have in Rudd's downfall?
 
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Jason Jordan
He must love his gardener very much.
 
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Jason Jordan
BUY MY CAT CARRIER!
 
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Jason Jordan
Here's an appropriate message for @ - - ping @
 
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Jason Jordan
Oooer looks like @ might have a new job.... 8-)
 
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Jason Jordan
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@ it's not about the event. It's about the medium.
 
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Jason Jordan
Updated: Twitter broke the news of Whitney Houston's death 42 minutes before Mainstream Media got onto it.
 
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Jason Jordan
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@ A Poo on a Ventilator could have done better than Mikey Robins tonight.
 
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Jason Jordan
ARGH! GET HIM OFF!
 
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Danie Tregonning
VOGON POETRY.
 
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Jason Jordan
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@ Optus TV Now! It's only 2 minutes delayed! 8-)
 
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Jason Jordan
Helen Kroger doesn't seem to know what is going to come out of her mouth. Even she seems surprised by it.
 
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Jason Jordan
Mikey. You. Are. Not. Funny. Srsly. Get. Off.
 
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Jason Jordan
The Tie-Tuck. It's the new big thing that all the Hipsters have stopped doing.
 
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Rachael Lonergan
You can't name 'faceless men' and continue to call them faceless. Y'know?