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- Dear Fashion Industry: How are rain boots "out of season"? It rains in the summer and fall, too...3:27 PM Jun 9th from txt
- Amidst the Armory art snark, the posturing, and the cynicism, was this simple, redeeming line: "It is a amazeing thing to be a human being."3:13 PM Mar 8th from txt
- Public Service Announcement: Too many Twizzlers equals GAS DISASTER. Yikes you guys.1:09 PM Feb 1st from web
- Dub step blows. No seriously, does anyone actually like dub step? NO SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS.1:05 AM Feb 1st from txt
- Attention NYC drivers: why are you waving me across the intersection when I already have the walk signal? I don't need your permission...7:43 AM Jan 15th from web
- Suburban Dining Decisions: Sometimes it just comes down to, "Do I want to eat at a fast food restaurant that serves Coke or Pepsi?"3:35 PM Dec 28th, 2008 from txt
- Today I witnessed a CRT degauss problem disappear when the monitor was rotated 90 degrees. The earth's magnetic field is MAGIC, people.6:30 PM Nov 26th, 2008 from web
- New York Times says the war is over! http://nytimes-se.com7:33 AM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- You know how home fries fall irretrievably into the ketchup when you try to dip them? Solution! Dip fork in ketchup, THEN stab home fries.3:37 PM Jul 27th, 2008 from txt
- Mystery solved! All those car-sitters along my morning walk to work are parked in street-cleaning zones, perched to speed away from NYPD!8:56 AM Jun 5th, 2008 from web
- The only time I've heard "momentarily" used correctly is when my train is being held at the station. Despite the delay, I am elated.7:06 PM May 21st, 2008 from txt
- Forgive my libertarianism here, but again, what exactly does government have to do with marriage in the first place?7:36 PM May 15th, 2008 from web
- Wallpaper paste smells like Disney World. (I signed up for Twitter specifically so I could tell you this.)11:58 AM May 13th, 2008 from web
- swallowing my Luddite pride and overcoming the fear of Heather's smug look11:46 AM May 13th, 2008 from web
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