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  1. @chrismaddocks Oh right, the AI application! I thought that was magical back in the day. Reminds me, I need to sort through all my CDs. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to chrismaddocks
  2. RT @chrismaddocks: Checking hundreds of floppy disks before turfing them. Bringing back memories. Best find so far: Dr. Sbaitso about 5 hours ago from API
  3. @chrismaddocks Is Dr. Sbaitso that text-to-speech engine from the early 90's? about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to chrismaddocks
  4. RT @shitmydadsays: "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows ... about 5 hours ago from API
  5. Using keyboard shortcuts to do repetitive tasks on my computer makes me feel like I'm in the future. That and this cool tinfoil hat. about 9 hours ago from Tweetie
  6. Check out what that hill in the default XP wallpaper "Bliss" looks like today: http://www.goldinsenneby.co... about 14 hours ago from Twitterrific
  7. Magic Highway USA http://tinyurl.com/btba5m <- classic Disney predictions from 1958 about transportation. Hat tip to @gruber. about 23 hours ago from API
  8. My wife just finished a half-marathon. You know, running. A lot. Practicing to get away from me? Just kidding, congratulations Fran! #fb 2:15 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  9. A: Eating Pop-Tarts and watching Mythbusters after the kids go to bed Q: What's a clear sign your wife's away 10:37 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  10. I wonder if fighter pilots hate the Kenny Loggins song "Danger Zone" as much as I imagine they do? #fb 10:34 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  11. Easy for celebs to get in trouble online now. Need 2 B responsible. http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_1... 10:17 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  12. What I learned at breakfast: when a 4 year-old offers you his seat, it's wise to check for spills before sitting down! #fb 11:55 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  13. @SlvrLambStudios She's running in the Seattle half-marathon on Sunday, and went down early with friends to shop and hang out. 11:15 PM Nov 27th from Tweetie in reply to SlvrLambStudios
  14. Fran's away this weekend. While mommy's away, the children will play. Oh wait, I have to be the adult now? 4:56 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  15. Free band name: Doogie and the Howsers 4:39 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  16. @MikeTRose Five-hour naps (even unscheduled ones) are wonderful. Colour me envious! 3:02 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific in reply to MikeTRose
  17. RT @rands When you say, "You're the boss" I hear "We got together and all agree that you're about to screw this up" 11:42 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  18. My iPhone is jailbroken - is it insecure? http://bit.ly/5MwUaZ [DLS post] 10:42 AM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  19. Want some Krakus, the caffeine-free instant coffee substitute from Poland? @glentrainor, I'm looking at you. 9:39 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  20. Shouldn't it be spelled fonetic? 9:19 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  • Name Jason Clarke
  • Location Surrey, BC, Canada
  • Web http://www.jasonc...
  • Bio A self-proclaimed and none-too-modest modern-day renaissance man who tends to overuse hyphens.
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