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  1. @chrismaddocks Oh right, the AI application! I thought that was magical back in the day. Reminds me, I need to sort through all my CDs.
  2. RT @chrismaddocks: Checking hundreds of floppy disks before turfing them. Bringing back memories. Best find so far: Dr. Sbaitso
  3. @chrismaddocks Is Dr. Sbaitso that text-to-speech engine from the early 90's?
  4. RT @shitmydadsays: "It's never the right time to have kids, but it's always the right time for screwing. God's not a dumbshit. He knows ...
  5. Using keyboard shortcuts to do repetitive tasks on my computer makes me feel like I'm in the future. That and this cool tinfoil hat.
  6. Check out what that hill in the default XP wallpaper "Bliss" looks like today: http://www.goldinsenneby.co...
  7. Magic Highway USA http://tinyurl.com/btba5m <- classic Disney predictions from 1958 about transportation. Hat tip to @gruber.
  8. My wife just finished a half-marathon. You know, running. A lot. Practicing to get away from me? Just kidding, congratulations Fran! #fb
  9. A: Eating Pop-Tarts and watching Mythbusters after the kids go to bed Q: What's a clear sign your wife's away
  10. I wonder if fighter pilots hate the Kenny Loggins song "Danger Zone" as much as I imagine they do? #fb
  11. Easy for celebs to get in trouble online now. Need 2 B responsible. http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_1...
  12. What I learned at breakfast: when a 4 year-old offers you his seat, it's wise to check for spills before sitting down! #fb
  13. @SlvrLambStudios She's running in the Seattle half-marathon on Sunday, and went down early with friends to shop and hang out.
  14. Fran's away this weekend. While mommy's away, the children will play. Oh wait, I have to be the adult now?
  15. Free band name: Doogie and the Howsers
  16. @MikeTRose Five-hour naps (even unscheduled ones) are wonderful. Colour me envious!
  17. RT @rands When you say, "You're the boss" I hear "We got together and all agree that you're about to screw this up"
  18. My iPhone is jailbroken - is it insecure? http://bit.ly/5MwUaZ [DLS post]
  19. Want some Krakus, the caffeine-free instant coffee substitute from Poland? @glentrainor, I'm looking at you.
  20. Shouldn't it be spelled fonetic?