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jasonburns

  1. .@Drake and @boonepickens are both wrong. The first charitable contribution to a starving actor is the hardest. about 4 hours ago via web
  2. One of the elevators was jammed open with a bottle of 5-Hour Energy. Guess someone had to get stuff done. about 6 hours ago via web
  3. Screw Friday. I've decided to get down on Thursday. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  4. I think we should all stand and applaud @nbcla for covering the right Kings team tonight. Well done. about 18 hours ago via web
  5. Caught up on last ep. of #gameofthrones. The show you SHOULD be watching, Amercia. about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  6. I cannot think of the New Jersey Devils without thinking of Seinfeld. #LAKings about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. Co-worker thought the Florida zombie was taking actual bath salts before eating face. Yes. He was exfoliating his brain. 11:05 AM May 30th via web
  8. Look, lady. Just because I'm buying Greek yogurt at a doughnut shop, does not mean you can get in my pants. 10:54 AM May 30th via web
  9. Apple plans deeper ties to Facebook. The sound you just heard was my iPhone being thrown at the wall. 9:45 AM May 30th via web
  10. @LeaveZeroRegret No way! 7:45 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LeaveZeroRegret
  11. Earthquake in Malibu? I hope all those glass beach houses are OK. 10:31 PM May 29th via web
  12. Bachellorette happening in one room. Script creation in the other. WHICH SIDE ARE YOU ON? 8:40 PM May 29th via web
  13. At least we'll get a 3-hour head start. RT @knowyouronion The Zombie Apocalypse will start on the east coast. 5:28 PM May 29th via web
  14. Facebook Events is the new MySpace Bulletins. 3:34 PM May 29th via web
  15. Old guy to lady at Studio City Bookstar: "Where's that dirty book I've been hearing so much about." Laughter. 3:19 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. If I accidentally pee my pants today, it's because I imagine that I am still sitting in Lake Mohave. Beer me. 1:10 PM May 29th via web
  17. Hi, Twitter. You feeling OK? twitter.com/jasonburns/sta… 10:59 AM May 29th via web
  18. Seems like there should be more of a wagon wheel thing going on in a town named Barstow. 9:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  19. @andysternberg So many do not get it. 11:33 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to andysternberg
  20. @andysternberg Can't wait to see what companies that have put all their eggs in the Facebook basket do when it's over. 11:26 AM May 25th via web in reply to andysternberg
  • Name Jason Burns
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://jasonburns.la
  • Bio Actor. Radio personality. Archnemesis of Kirk Cameron.
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