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  1. Is there anything Christopher Lee can't do? Wizard... Jedi master... Vampire... Metal singer... http://tinyurl.com/yh5dedr
  2. @girlonetrack Did they leave a trail of foxy jizz?
  3. Some people might be surprised to hear that it's good to be back in the UK, but... it is!
  4. So, this was how we spent our New Year's Eve in Melbourne. Not bad! Cheers Aaron! http://tweetphoto.com/7742588
  5. Oh knackers, I forgot to send around my traditional irritating xmas mp3 of "Dominic The Italian Christmas Donkey"! Google it, then thank me.
  6. 'tis a fine thing to be in Adelaide. Now, it's breakfast o'clock. That'd be the hour before beer o'clock...
  7. @Mooley Night night!
  8. RT @NewtonMark: well this is ridiculous ... "best man rigs newlyweds’ bed to tweet during sex. not kidding." http://j.mp/8L5VQn
  9. .@PuzzlerT Oh man, what they've done with the comments section on that story is SPECIAL.
  10. .@PuzzlerT Oooh, thanks for that - have got a bottle of their 2 year old spirit (which isn't allowed to be called whisky). Interesting ideas
  11. @MagpiePants YOU have.
  12. Just had a Kilkenny that tasted suspiciously of soda water in Abu Dhabi, talking with a heart surgeon. No duck taxidermy in sight.
  13. Am overjoyed this airport has a holodeck, but really: science at the cost of literacy? Tut tut... http://yfrog.com/1e1a5j
  14. Not sure what's worse- the lingering aftertaste following te non-taste, or the fact that I feel like I've just drunk a homeopathic remedy.
  15. Just paid £2 for a bottle of smart water. They should call it dumb bastard water, because there ain't nothin smart about paying £2 for it.
  16. Airside, waiting for 8:30 to make its presence known. Normally when I wake up, it's already been through. This is weird.
  17. Chocks away...
  18. .@bennglazier Well no, it'll be hard to miss if EVERYONE's going to post it 3 times.
  19. http://tinyurl.com/yh8vt39 - @charltonbrooker for Emperor, says I!
  20. .@bennglazier I'd go down past Lincoln's Inn Fields to Carey Street & go to The Seven Stars, but that's just me...