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jasonboyett

@ScottWilliams @bitly It's not just you. about 4 hours ago via web in reply to ScottWilliams
Dear @bitly: If it takes three steps/graphics to show us how to use your formerly simple site, you're doing it wrong. blog.bitly.com/post/240719293… about 4 hours ago via web
A fantastic post today from my sister @micha_boyett about our grandmothers and great-grandmother. patheos.com/blogs/michaboy… about 8 hours ago via web
@shueytexas I regularly see smokers and think, "Really? People still do that?" I shake my head in sadness, then take another bite of bacon. 2:30 PM May 30th via web in reply to shueytexas
@MorganKAMRNBC4 weirdfacts.com/weird-fact/hum… Not sure that's adequate confirmation, though. 8:08 AM May 30th via web in reply to MorganKAMRNBC4
Just learned the average human body contains enough phosphorus to make 2,200 match heads. Guess I've been wasting this precious resource. 7:55 AM May 30th via web
@BrettRWilkes @Robstennett @JesusNeedsNewPR @9Thumbs Exactly...as indicated in the episode 11 blog post: 9thumbs.com 6:12 PM May 29th via web in reply to BrettRWilkes
@Hollenbach You and me both. 12:13 PM May 29th via web in reply to Hollenbach
"Nothing more fully discloses the writer's flawed character than envy of a peer." lareviewofbooks.org/article.php?ty… #guilty 11:49 AM May 29th via web
"Reality continues to ruin my life." (Bill Watterson, The Complete Calvin & Hobbes) 11:36 AM May 29th via web
@Robstennett @AliseWrite ...in which we reveal the entire @9thumbs podcast run was all a fevered, cocaine-fueled dream of @JesusNeedsNewPR. 9:44 AM May 29th via web in reply to Robstennett
9Thumbs Episode #11 of the podcast coming right up. If you like Jack White, Batman, numbers, Abe Lincoln, and/or t-shirts, you'll LOVE this one. 8:18 AM May 29th via TweetDeck Retweeted by jasonboyett and 1 other
RT @WhatIsFit1: @jasonboyett Mother Theresa on one side and Facial Fitness on the other... in good company! twitter.com/WhatIsFit1/sta… 4:29 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPad
@WhatIsFit1 A coveted piece of real estate indeed. Thanks for the pic, Jon. 4:29 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPad in reply to WhatIsFit1
@JesusNeedsNewPR No. In this case, "Travel Center" is just a fancy name for TRUCK STOP. 6:54 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPad in reply to JesusNeedsNewPR
@JesusNeedsNewPR The Jesus Christ Is Lord Travel Center is right here in Amarillo. 2:42 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JesusNeedsNewPR
A helmetless obese man just sped by on a motorcycle, a cigarette dangling from his mouth. Godspeed, brother. 12:54 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
9Thumbs Traveling this weekend? 4 out of 5 dentists agree that road trips go faster when you're listening to our podcast: itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the… 12:06 PM May 25th via TweetDeck Retweeted by jasonboyett
@destiny417 Like the Onion, people take Christwire seriously all the time. To their detriment. And our dismay. 9:24 AM May 25th via web in reply to destiny417
@destiny417 Satire of extreme Christian conservatism is a necessary tonic. (As is satire of all extreme viewpoints.) 9:19 AM May 25th via web in reply to destiny417