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  1. When there was no crawdad, we would eat sand. You'd eat what? We'd eat sand. You'd eat sand? That's right.
  2. William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer http://post.ly/DVeL
  3. If New Year's Eve is amateur night for drinkers, the Wednesday before Thanksgiving is the same for grocery shoppers and motorists.
  4. Greek yogurt with honey, where have you been all my life? Also, Lifeway cherry kefir? KEEP IT UP. Powerloading good bacteria is DELICIOUS.
  5. @mattbelknap Will the Pardcast-A-Thon be archived on Ustream? Or do I need to jump through hoops to record as it happens on my computer?
  6. The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://post.ly/DOXf
  7. I just watched the first episode of the new season of Venture Brothers, and I haven't been this confused since ... well, maybe ever.
  8. @gracewoodard That. Is. AWESOME.
  9. Haven't felt this awful in a looong time. Thought I was over it, but it's hanging on. Feel wiped out after a couple hours awake and mobile.
  10. @daisy_moon and I don't hold that against you ;)
  11. Seriously, #uverse, why is my Internet connection dropping every 5 minutes?
  12. Think how many morons we could take out at one time... RT @indystar: 1000 wristbands for #Palin visit to Noblesville nearly gone.
  13. @LUNAmusic One of the best albums of the '90s or any other decade. Pretty sure I bought it at the old store more than once...
  14. You would not believe how much of my usual day is spent feeling as dumb as a sack of hammers.
  15. @kbuchtak you can say that again... #texaverycartoonwolfeyes #hominahominahomina
  16. "You'd better take care of me, Lord. If you don't, you're going to have me on your hands." —HST
  17. Multi-telescope composite of the heart of the Milky Way http://post.ly/CSrL
  18. @redmolly23 Have you seen Mockingbird? http://gomockingbird.com/
  19. I'd like to find who invented panic attacks and punch them in the junk.
  20. @redmolly23 maybe, but it's not as dumb a word as "embiggen".