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Whenever I'm tempted to ask a woman how many shoes she NEEDS, I picture my DVD collection and just shut the fuck up. (via @scottEweinberg) 26 minutes ago from Twitterrific
@Troppers Yes indeed. 8.5%. Two sips and I'll be everyone's beshhht maaaate. about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Troppers I'm having a Duvel beer. That should do it. about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Horror_Crypt There was a pic with the article and I swear I could see a mouth-hole. Maybe there wasn't one before surgery. Grim. about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
@piersb Ah, Chestington! Just read about new Clapham alehouse on the Northcote Rd: www.drafthouse.co.uk about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
The Standard claims that a woman "whose face was ripped off by a chimp" was left with "no mouth". Surely they mean lips, no? No? about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Troppers Well, I've been sitting on a sofa, reading stuff. Still stressy. Bah. about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
God knows, I wish this wasn't the case, but doing nothing tends to really stress me out. Madness. about 2 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Troppers Why the Christ are they texting you while you're on holiday? I'm at BFI - want me to nip over and cut 'em? about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Dom_Lawson I think he does. And there is a point to certain extent: 'You think violence is fun? Try this!'. But beyond that... it's horror. about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
@Dom_Lawson Cheers cap'n. Will give that crazy shit a 'spin'. about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
Love both the Funny Games films, but bristle when they're positioned as inditements of "torture horror". They're the nastiest films around! about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
I'm head over heels! That is, in a completely normal and usual position. (via @simonblackwell) about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
Oh, big BFI sofa, I <3 thee. about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
@beadevile I'll have you know, madam, that I've since shifted to the South Bank. Can't get craftier than that. Nice pubs, too. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
Right then - off to the South Bank. A textbook place in which to ponce around and achieve little. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
We've got some prizes to giveaway! Retweet this message in the next hour 2b entered into our mini raffle! (via @LushLtd) about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
@ArmyofDave Not at all John. Why would you say that? :-p about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
@redslap Sold! Thanks for the inspiration. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific
I think I have it. Those Balloon Boy parents are madder than elks playing banjos in a church made from ankle bones. about 5 hours ago from Twitterrific

Name Jason Arnopp
Location London, England
Web http://www.jasona...
Bio Screenwriter, Friday The 13th novelist, Doctor Who short-story writer. Tempting Fates co-writer. Heat and Doctor Who Magazine journo. Crossword compiler.