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  1. @rosembeyer I utilize a complex strategy of coat hanger attacks on Mikee. No problem.
  2. @Freddy_Krugger bring it. . .
  3. @RedHeartTart No, but I think I can make an exception this time.
  4. @nnop that could work, just remember to keep someone close to wake you up if you get in trouble. Being drug to hell sucks, believe me I know
  5. @lizabethdarcy I think I got knocked out. I'm glad I woke up when I did because I was scheduled for cryogenic freezing. Thawing out is rough
  6. @wilson_molinari If its sharp I'll use it. Heck! Who am I kidding, if it is dull I'll use it.
  7. @nnop Sometimes you have to stand up to bullies. Try dreaming that you are a Dungeon Master Wizard or a King-Fu Warrior and then kick his...
  8. You know you had a good Friday the 13th when you wake up a week later in the morgue.
  9. @SCANDALOUS1987 sorry playing hard to get.
  10. @steveborn1 Mr. Bay is busy with Freddy at the moment. . .But I've been rehearsing some new moves that I think everyone will enjoy.
  11. @WiFi_Pirate don't worry I can take their heads off with one upper cut. . .
  12. @luhlollipop13 yeah you definitely have what it takes. . .
  13. @WheresTraciUhna If she is in my woods consider the head disembodied.
  14. @steveborn1 oh yes there will be blood.
  15. @Arteestique I love challenges! Heh, heh, heh. . .
  16. @WiFi_Pirate Manhattan is nice this time of year. . .but if you visit the sewers watch out for the rejuvenating toxic waste.
  17. @sorcha69 Going to Forrest Green remind the town folks why the old camp ground is known as Camp Blood. It'll be fun. . .
  18. @lizabethdarcy Potter, is that you in your cloak?!? Don't worry I'll get those kids.
  19. @AlexforScoutTC Thanks! Consider this your head start. . .
  20. @RedHeartTart Thanks! I'll be slashing through my "gifts" tonight. . .