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Trying a new sushi place. Called in the order. Show up and the sign on the front door says "we love dead fish". Mmm, we'll see how this goes6:25 PM Jul 13thfrom Twitterrific
Just passed by a land rover that had three stickers on the back: hopebama, "obey giant", and "hello kitty"4:21 PM Jul 11thfrom Twitterrific
ashley again: oh my gosh... can you imagine the candle like vigils that will be held? it's going to be worse than when elvis died3:07 PM Jun 25thfrom Twitter Gem
"jacob, no you may not crawl around behind the toilet and play with the plunger" #tywydhts (things you wish you didnt have to say)7:46 AM Jun 24thfrom Twitter Gem
i was offered a pamphlet on the street asking 'is money your servant or your master?' money is my servant. its my bills that are my master8:27 AM Jun 23rdfrom Twitter Gem
bought an rc barbie cruiser for $0.50 this morning at a garage sale. salvaged the motor for parts. im feeling a bit like sid on toy story1:49 PM Jun 6thfrom Twitter Gem