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  1. @facetious_one did enjoy myself. I'd rather enjoy you, but hey, what the heck. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to facetious_one
  2. @zoetica Not as much as I'd like, anymore. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to zoetica
  3. @MeanMartini *shrug* Judging by the pics of you I've seen, you'd be sexy in a parka. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to MeanMartini
  4. RT @ladymisskate: Sometimes I worry about my short attention span, but not for long. about 18 hours ago from web
  5. RT @aedison: That "12 days of Christmas" song makes a whole lot more sense when you realize those gifts are actually terms for sex acts. about 18 hours ago from web
  6. @MeanMartini Just post them in your avatar. the rest of us won't look. we promise. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to MeanMartini
  7. @AClkwrkStarfish Some peoples cuntery never seems to end. Old lessons lost and somesuch.<That's a good definition of stupid, actually. about 18 hours ago from web in reply to AClkwrkStarfish
  8. @TheRedKroovy RT I'm sorry, why aren't you naked?<how do you know I'm not? It's because I'm on the mother-in-law's computer, isn't it? about 18 hours ago from web in reply to TheRedKroovy
  9. @TheRedKroovy Dammit, I'M supposed to be pressing around there! that's what I'm saying about the car situation. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to TheRedKroovy
  10. @TheRedKroovy Preaching to the choir, sweetie. I'll be by directly I can get there. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to TheRedKroovy
  11. @facetious_one the mental images you give out are very, um, inspiring. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to facetious_one
  12. @facetious_one I know I haven't been tweeting too much lately. Masturbating has been keeping me very busy.<<Now _I_ have to go masturbate. about 19 hours ago from web
  13. @TheRedKroovy BTW, I want to kiss your avatar... about 19 hours ago from web in reply to TheRedKroovy
  14. @TheRedKroovy well, you attract me, so that's fair, at least. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to TheRedKroovy
  15. @Miareeva Because people will pay for them. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to Miareeva
  16. @luhnquil The ER? Fuck. I'd prefer it if she weren't allowed to get sick for all of next year, either. Send her our love. about 19 hours ago from web in reply to luhnquil
  17. A beautiful, sexy, and funny woman just called me "mi amore". @jascollins wins. about 19 hours ago from web
  18. @rediscover_me https://twitter.com/rediscover_me/status/7148067322 <<Who is this? it looks like you. 3:21 AM Dec 29th from web in reply to rediscover_me
  19. @knitterplease RT I want to stay forever. I won't get to keep my inlaws in the divorce, will I<Can if you want. Just keep caring about them. 3:19 AM Dec 29th from web in reply to knitterplease
  20. @rediscover_me http://twitpic.com/vmugv - WANT. 3:16 AM Dec 29th from TwitPic