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  1. @razorwitted Also: Baa Baa Black Sheep!! Same tune as Twinkle Twinkle and the Alphabet Song!! (knowledge acquired at age 32)
  2. @floridagirlindc Thank you, thank you, and thank you. I can take none of the credit. None at all.
  3. Hey- did you ever notice that "We are the Boys from Old Florida" is the same tune as "Lady of Spain"? I find that distracting.
  4. @Spinchange I hope that you, just as nonchalantly, handed him one.Extra heartwarming! :)
  5. Is there some kind of sniglet for the fact that the more you clean, the dirtier things get? Jesus, where's Rich Little when you need him?
  6. No feverish love songs but there is this one about how I became a narc, one of my favorites! ♫ http://blip.fm/~gzno8
  7. You know, it's really not so nerdy after all. When you look at it, Dungeons and Dragons is full of Saxon violence.
  8. Tiger's facial lacerations were caused by his wife O.M.G.!! She beat him up! Check out: http://bit.ly/7kXdKw from @HarveyLevinTMZ
  9. @TerriSueWho Case in point.
  10. I've given up on anyone ever writing a song like "Layla" about me. People named "Julie" rarely elicit feverish emotional reactions.
  11. @razorwitted http://www.mcsweeneys.net/l...
  12. Reasons to fear Canada http://www.mcsweeneys.net/l...
  13. My school mascot was a Gator, but these more accurately reflect the student body http://www.mcsweeneys.net/l...
  14. Pro tip: Borrow money from a pessimist. They'll never expect you to pay them back.
  15. Excellent! The cutest little Howard Zinns ever! http://www.babelgum.com/401...
  16. "Libertarians are so cute, with your little hypothetical world. You need a logo like the Anarchists!..." http://tumblr.com/xe44aub2h
  17. ZOMG! Just found @HalfPintIngalls, tweeting from the Big Woods, the prairie, and the banks of Plum Creek and the shores of Silver Lake and..
  18. If staying snuggled on the couch all night watching "Say Yes To The Dress" is wrong, then, well, you know the rest.
  19. I am grateful to @CousinBrandon for being included in his recommended group of "more fuckers", because he knows from funny.
  20. Link: Yes, this is a real thing. For reals. http://tumblr.com/xe44aryqa