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@mexyco Why would you google that?! WHY!about 1 hour ago from twhirl in reply to mexyco
The power of milkfat and beespit allowed me to rally. Yardzilla destroyed COWER IN HELL FOUL GRASS FOR IN DEATH I WILL COME AFTER YOU AGAIN.about 2 hours ago from twhirl
Nursing my ego in vanilla ice cream with honey. Like a MAN.about 2 hours ago from twhirl
Giving up on the yard right now. Nature prevails in her... *spit* "glory".about 2 hours ago from twhirl
So... much... mowing... losing... will.... to live.... Boners... fading.... fading.about 3 hours ago from twhirl
@quincyjones Happy birthday bromo. Did you get my card?about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to quincyjones
Mother nature has woven a horrible display in this place. The darkness which creeps but is as ever... My back yard.about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
@davislove Oh, this is just mowing. I "tamed nature" the other way this morning, now it's just a little too warm for it.about 5 hours ago from twhirl in reply to davislove
@willradik No man made weed eater could penetrate my dense ass-forest.about 6 hours ago from twhirl in reply to willradik
Seriously people, disappointing @morganpdx is a dangerous proposition. She's got a machete.about 6 hours ago from twhirl in reply to morganpdx
Back to the house with the weedeater in tow. Must... tame... NATUREabout 6 hours ago from twhirl
My parents waste so much food that I can't even eat the leftovers they give me fast enough. Just finished BBQ beef, now I have pot roast.about 9 hours ago from twhirl
Why can't I sleep past 8am on the weekends anymore? I feel like Carrot Top's career right now.about 11 hours ago from twhirl
Mom is tired of menopause, I guess. http://twitpic.com/9dc6sabout 23 hours ago from Tweetie
@stevenguymcdade If I do it too early they're worn off by the time the real fireworks go down.6:24 PM Jul 4th from twhirl in reply to stevenguymcdade
Starving, sweating, dogs climbing up on top of my head to fend off the evil fireworks. Almost time for pills.6:20 PM Jul 4th from twhirl
@anselm Looks like it's corner of Providence RD and Rd U SE http://bit.ly/dTYca4:45 PM Jul 4th from twhirl in reply to anselm
@anselm For a fucking technical get together they sure have a shitty "how to get here" section.4:43 PM Jul 4th from twhirl in reply to anselm
@crackbarbie is my internet BFF because she listens to me bitch all the time. Even when she's trying to find beards to get with.4:39 PM Jul 4th from twhirl in reply to crackbarbie
@anselm According to the site "North of Arthabasca, east of Peace River, North of Dwyer. But you can only go if you're worthy.4:31 PM Jul 4th from twhirl in reply to anselm