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  1. @BumbleBunny Maybe it's actually two sybians.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to BumbleBunny
  2. Do you want new turbokote? Or megaseal? Or our deluxe turbomegakote seal delivery system?about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Buying glasses these days is one neverending upsell.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
  4. Looks like #30HourDay is at 103 fans.about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck
  5. OK, I am cleaning up some final things here and then heading out. #mustcopy30rockabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @Jkjb98 Now just rake in the vagina. #everywomanlovesarestaurantcitymanabout 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to Jkjb98
  7. @kiala Do you have the SADS? I am feeling it this year.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to kiala
  8. Operation Kitchenrug is a success people. I owe it all to you.about 21 hours ago from TweetDeck
  9. Traffic clusterfuck at 181st and Sandy.about 22 hours ago from TweetDeck
  10. I have unlocked all my plots and reached maximum level. Man I am a dork.about 23 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. My chaotic neutral tiefling dual classes vaginomancer/bard - http://bit.ly/RpgdA2:02 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  12. Another song about @portlandrain http://bit.ly/10aLtz1:51 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  13. @crackbarbie He put Daisy right in her fucking place.1:32 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to crackbarbie
  14. Trying to healthy up this day with some yogurt. (sugary, sugary yogurt).1:14 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  15. These dogs are not conducive to housework. Every time there's thunder they both try to crawl onto my face via my nads.1:02 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  16. @Tanukipdx Is it? Brace is just pair? That's a letdown. And look at those tweets, they were pretty lazy. There's really only two jokes.12:59 PM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to Tanukipdx
  17. A passing rabbi was heard to yell "Mazeltov!". #pooptweets11:49 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  18. I was crying so hard when I took that crap a nurse ran in and asked me who the father was. #pooptweets11:48 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  19. I just dropped a log so big that I had to file for a social security number for it. #pooptweets11:48 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck
  20. I just took a shit so big my back popped. #pooptweets11:47 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck