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  1. at least it isn't raining men.
  2. Most people who appreciate our American playwrights@chingram
  3. This is the highlight of my life.
  4. why would someone make a clothing line out of puppies? Kittens are SO much softer.
  5. I'm going to be elegant. You'll see... And I'll stop conversations and drop mouths with my elegance.
  6. I was born to run... Very slowly.
  7. What? Where are you going ?@timothyeyoung
  8. You KNOW it's a trap. Your friends have warned you, but you walk into it anyway.
  9. Don't kid yourself. You ARE the greatest.
  10. I'm willing to bet more than 60% of Chicago was hungover today.
  11. tortilla diapers.
  12. Want to have an ultra exclusive restaurant? Have one oven and be open 3 hours every other day.
  13. Dear Ndugu...
  14. I can't wait to blame my children for how dirty my house is.
  15. the new iphone looks like the old iphone, which looks like the old iphone.
  16. http://farturl.com/yjiyewtl
  17. carbo bloating.
  18. secretarian violence is ravaging the inner offices of Iraq.
  19. Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.
  20. on the road to financial dependence. Why retire? These tires are fine.