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super serve (v.) When normal service just isn't good enough.
2:56 PM Nov 15th
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@ I agree, but in the meantime give a try. But still waiting for the official app.
8:27 PM Oct 28th
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Hey jargon lovers: Any of you know what "performant" means? DM me.
11:20 PM Oct 22nd
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facetime(n) A foreign concept to many in the Internet world, "facetime"refers to time spent speaking face to face, especially to senior mgmt
11:23 PM Sep 27th
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Change management (n/v): The noun means having a structured approach to moving an org from one state to another.The verb is just good advice
10:15 PM Sep 1st
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The Six Sigmas (courtesy of 30 Rock): 1. Teamwork, 2. Insight, 3. Brutality, 4. Male Enhancement, 5. Handshakefulness, 6. Play Hard
10:52 AM Aug 17th
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synergy (n.) The often illusory value of combining two companies. Also, the residue left on the floor after the investment bankers leave.
2:11 PM Aug 1st
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RT @ Save BOSS! Keep Yahoo Search BOSS Alive
10:26 AM Aug 1st
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learnings (n) Word favored by consultants meaning "something learned." Apparently, "lesson" wouldn't do despite 500 years of continuous use.
10:18 PM Jul 21st
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operationalize (v.) A horribly polysyllabic way of saying "carry out" or (gasp) "do." Oh, the humanity!
11:10 PM Jul 12th
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Counting coins on the counter of the 711 from a qtr past 6 to qtr to 7.The manager Bevin starts to abuse me;hey man,I just want some musliex
9:53 PM Jul 6th
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socialize (trans v): A shameless attempt to sell your ideas to the big shots and obtain "buy-in". "Let's socialize this plan with the Bobs."
5:36 PM Jun 27th
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Awesome. Design Police: Bring bad design to justice
9:30 PM Jun 24th
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ask(n): after years of losses to the verbs, the nouns strike back by converting the verb ask into an utterly superfluous synonym for request
11:05 PM Jun 18th
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Test post
12:44 PM Jun 13th
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optics (n.) How an action will be perceived by the outside world. For example, treating your customers like crap will be perceived as "bad"
10:54 PM Jun 9th
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traction (n.) Something you should be trying to gain right now.
6:46 PM May 31st
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ecosystem (n) Companies now longer participate in industries; they inhabit vast ecosystems comprised of consumers, partners and competitors.
2:49 PM May 24th
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Latest update to MBA Jargon Watch went out today. Check it out!
6:45 PM May 17th
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"peel the onion" (v. phrase): To conduct a layer-by-layer analysis of a complex problem and in the process, reduce yourself to tears.
3:14 PM May 17th
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