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IAmPrettySureAll work and no play makes Jack into @wuori35 minutes ago from h8ter
gbouchieis suffering Michael Jackson withdrawl...about 1 hour ago from web
rsmallboneNext time someone says thanks, respond with 'You're whale cum.' If they call you on it, pretend to be appalled. Send me the video.about 1 hour ago from web
blairblendsEvading detection @ IKEA Houston, TXabout 1 hour ago from Brightkite
chrisbroganGuy grilling the iPhone guy - "Now, is sending email COSTLY?" (I'm half laughing, half ready to Taze him.about 1 hour ago from web
IsJonasnevermind.. this place is kind of gross and my view of the projects is AWESOME!about 1 hour ago from mobile web
MooseCrack[Fishing With Grandpa] Me: "Hold on I gotta grab the bait." Grandpa: "Bait. Masterbate!" End of story.about 1 hour ago from web
GSouderOptimus Prime was caught this morning having sex with a car that's still under warranty. He will be brought up on charges of auto-alityabout 1 hour ago from Birdhouse
beccaomgzThe system is going down for reboot NOW!about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
TerryBainNSFW is Not Safe for Work, but what's "Not Safe for Sitting Dead Center of the Bakery with Laptop on Thursday?" NSSDCBLT? Confusing.about 2 hours ago from web
IsJonasmy hotel room is much better than I anticipated! I'm not even scared.about 2 hours ago from mobile web
essdoggI'm having cereal for lunch at 2:45. Thursday, I fart in your general direction.about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck
MikeTRoseOnce again seeing the high value of being able to lock out student laptop screens via ARD while instructor is talking :)about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
MonikkaBAaaaaaand...back to bed to sleep off this hang over before work. Rockstar status yet?about 2 hours ago from web
carrmahSigh! I got a letter from HR telling me that it's NOT a constitutional right to have pillow fortresses on Casual Fridays #TheTerroristsWin?about 2 hours ago from UberTwitter
tremendousnewsBad Command Or File Name #outdatedphrasesabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck
MooseCrackAMBER ALERT: I have misplaced my pants! Please RT!about 3 hours ago from web
badbananaI think the moral of the story about the ex-NFL star who was shot in his sleep by a secret mistress is clear. Never sleep.about 4 hours ago from web
Zaius13OH: I think you should apologize to my mother. Did you hear me? Are you texting while I'm talking to you? ARE YOU POSTING THIS ON TWITTER?about 5 hours ago from Birdhouse
bliccyLocal friends have been tweeting about vegan corndogs. I don't even like regular corndogs, I doubt I'd like ones made out of vegans.about 7 hours ago from web

Name Jared Smith
Location Charleston, SC
Web http://jaredwsmit...
Bio Web developer/designer/thinker, weather nut (@chswx), crazy talker (@seriousbiz), #smcchs, and insomniac.