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  1. Update: You know how Turkey has that chemical that makes you sleepy? Ostrich contains a chemical that puts you into a coma. :coma: about 11 hours ago from web
  2. Turns out the Emu is Ostrich. Fun Fact: Ostrich meat is Red Meat and served in steak form. It is....delicious and very unchicken-like. about 12 hours ago from web
  3. She's also cooking up King Prawns. I can only think of the muppets, naturally. Pepe, I'm so very sorry, but you smell delicious. about 14 hours ago from web
  4. My girlfriend just came in to cook me Emu & Bison, since I like weird food. Less classy: I also like Mt.Dew & she got that too. SO weird. about 14 hours ago from web
  5. There's something horrific about my snake eating nightcrawlers. He's happy about it but holy crap I'm not used to seeing him in Hunter mode. 5:31 AM Dec 26th from web
  6. Ended up watching "The Worst 50 Movies ever", Cheerleader Camp, Jingle all the Way (!), Elves, and "Charlie Dickens takes Xmas Carol" (porn) 1:32 AM Dec 26th from web
  7. Man...holiday weekend in Berlin and the world is dead. Seriously, no cars on the street as far as the eye can see. I smell zombies. 12:27 AM Dec 26th from web
  8. @Kumanosuke91 Thanks! And "very accidentally" describes a lot of the voodoo I do. -regards from Berlin 10:23 AM Dec 25th from web in reply to Kumanosuke91
  9. Frosty Deconstructed, Old Xmas Content Callback: http://www.headinjurytheater.com/Head%20Injury%20Xmas%20Frosty.mp3 10:16 AM Dec 25th from web
  10. Ding Fries are Done! http://www.headinjurytheater.com/Ding%20Fries%20Are%20Done%20%20headinjurytheater%20dot%20com%20jared%20hindman.mp3 10:13 AM Dec 25th from web
  11. Hilarious: The delivery man didn't have change for a 50, so he just spent 10 minutes watching me count out the 20 euros in dimes. 6:38 AM Dec 25th from web
  12. If anyone has a suggestion for the most inappropriate thing to watch on Christmas, last chance. :goes back to watching Bride of Re-Animator: 6:04 AM Dec 25th from web
  13. Oh man. Nothing says "Halloween will never end" like watching a marathon of Halloween movies on Xmas. 8:57 PM Dec 24th from web
  14. @ve4grm No joke...I'm super curious to know who the 3rd winner is as well...twernt (that's a word now) me either. 8:10 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to ve4grm
  15. Holy Crap: Just finished 22 paintings for my Xmas Eve update. Check it out, suckas: http://www.headinjurytheater.com/halloween2009.htm 3:42 PM Dec 24th from web
  16. @ChattyDM Somehow I think I'd feel like the weak link that little Triad of power. Congrats to you as well! 11:42 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to ChattyDM
  17. @DaveTheGame Congrats! Drink in that prestige with your eggnog happily. 11:32 AM Dec 24th from web in reply to DaveTheGame
  18. Someone sent me a Halloween Costume made out of Duct Tape, so I made a painting out of the same damn stuff. Good times. 3:20 AM Dec 24th from web
  19. Dang it. Just found out there's no "Whale Autopsy Technician" episode of Dirty Jobs. Such a tease to advertise it in the opening credits. 2:20 AM Dec 24th from web
  20. Oh crap. I'm in a comic in Xmas Bondage. http://www.strangefiction.net/ Classy. And yes, Bondage Art fundraising! 11:58 PM Dec 23rd from web