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  1. thinks Jonathan Tweet should sue Twitter. Or something. SOMETHING! about 14 hours ago from web
  2. @jasonlblair Don't forget the elderly. 11:22 AM Dec 19th from web in reply to jasonlblair
  3. @jasonlblair Always good to see her naked. Waa waaa! 8:48 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to jasonlblair
  4. @wilw Top 3 sucker movies: Cronos, Let the Right One In and Near Dark. Yes. #vampiressuck Also: I hate it when they ain't been shaved. 2:57 PM Dec 16th from web in reply to wilw
  5. Shiva... Kamini Soma... Kandarkar Shiva... Kamini Soma Kandarkar! 3:22 PM Dec 15th from web
  6. Wants to organize a Krampus walk. 10:18 AM Dec 15th from web
  7. @meganistkrieg Thor's on there 5:53 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to meganistkrieg
  8. @meganistkrieg I'm on Sentinels in a guild of local nerds. #wow 4:30 PM Dec 13th from web in reply to meganistkrieg
  9. @cikevin Didn't include a ready-to-print template because we want to see users get creative. Card images are in the download #projectdonut 5:13 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to cikevin
  10. People who must check out #FreeMarket: Warren Ellis, Cory Doctorow, Scott Westerfeld, Wil Wheaton, Malcolm Gladwell and China Miéville. 1:29 PM Dec 11th from web
  11. Dont you ever eat the hot wings at a strip club and don't take a cinnamon roll from a transvestite. #cbwalker 9:26 AM Dec 11th from Twitterrific
  12. @theredheadsaid Hellblazer: The Laughing Magician (but not the good kind of magical place... more like the sawed-in-half kind) 11:32 PM Dec 10th from web in reply to theredheadsaid
  13. Super Voltaggio Bros.! #topcheflasvegas 11:30 PM Dec 10th from web
  14. got his head shaved to a more appropriate, post-apocalyptic style. "LOSER'S WAY!" 6:01 PM Dec 10th from web
  15. is low on flow. Unfortunately, ephemera is worthless. Time to burn out and flood some wetwork experience! That'll learn 'em. #projectdonut 12:47 AM Dec 10th from web
  16. : I'm here. Control. Get this. #controlimhere 11:16 AM Dec 6th from web
  17. wants to photoshop the cover art of Twilight Imperium to include Edward and Bella. I hate myself for knowing who those two characters are. 9:29 AM Dec 4th from web
  18. @calamityjon It's a Bat Mitzvah. 9:28 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to calamityjon
  19. @toddalcott If she was a barista she'd be Demi Tasse. 8:51 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to toddalcott
  20. @toddalcott A wrinkle in time can be ironied out. 7:26 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to toddalcott