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jaredr

  1. @jacquelinesg Don't forget to pack your mouse ears!
  2. @FxyMxy Why would you be in a dress? Is this an evening gown match now? I'll have to remember to shave my legs. AGAIN..
  3. @FxyMxy Not unless we're wrasslin'. I'm particularly proud of my flying elbow drop.
  4. I just realized.. I'm traveling to E3, MLG Anaheim, Disneyland, then I fly home to Lollipop Chainsaw. Best. Week. EVER.
  5. Who's ready for E3 on TwitchTV? All major press briefings (Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo..) will be available thanks to our friends @GameSpot.
  6. @FxyMxy @MarkMan23 Okay, screw it. Now starting a playlist that is nothing but Lisa Loeb, Michelle Branch, Kelly Clarkson and Mazzy Star.
  7. @MarkMan23 @FxyMxy Dude, it's okay. I listen to Lisa Loeb, too.
  8. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Put in a TaskRabbit to get the sleeves on my blazer altered in time for E3.
  9. Now streaming some Super Mario 64 practice twitch.tv/jaredr/
  10. @FxyMxy Rap battle.
  11. @FxyMxy And you called mine. I knew all along the subtle beard-to-eyes attractiveness ratio you were purposely missing.
  12. @FxyMxy Firstly, no, that was just my reaction to your scandalous comment. Secondly, yes and immediately.
  13. @FxyMxy i.imgur.com/CorTG.gif
  14. @FxyMxy Let's do our best to ensure that all who enter our orbit are as uncomfortable as they can possibly be at that moment.
  15. @FxyMxy @J4Yx2 Sorry, it's what I do best. Make all social experiences as painfully awkward as possible while serving profound life advice.
  16. @FxyMxy @J4Yx2 Don't let make-up just be a concealer. Build a foundation of inner beauty, too. #KILLINIT
  17. @babybazooka J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-JACKPOOOOOOT
  18. @frankcifaldi @jennatar An RT is nothing. You have not arrived on Twitter until you have received a Jenn Frank Favorite.
  19. @FxyMxy Sup, Navi. You here to tell me how to pick up and throw bombs 20 hours into the game? That's cool ;)