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jaredpar

  1. Back from vacation. Only 200+ emails to go!
  2. Turkey day!
  3. On the glass at the Joe. Go wings!!!
  4. @aChrisSmith that's a weak endorsement. I can't imagine how it could be worse than I expect it to be.
  5. Why do people often fight so hard to do things which are fundamentally impossible in programming?
  6. I continually get push back to "protect my code" in case of corruption. Not possible because ... we're corrupted.
  7. When will people finally accept that crashing fast is the best thing to do when you reach a corrupted state?
  8. @jingwen45 which ones?
  9. @lizardbill very true. Although RJ would probably have said the answer is already there and we're just not looking hard enough.
  10. @lizardbill I know what I'd be willing to pay ... or do ... to obtain that note
  11. @lizardbill I asked him how much longer we'd have to suffer and he said the answer would be revealed in either the next or last book. :(
  12. @lizardbill Apparently Harriet left him a sticky note with the answer on top of the papers she first gave him after he accepted
  13. @BrandonSandrson I thought that was behind glass
  14. @gortok at least it distracted me from the bug I was working on
  15. Got the first question in at @BrandonSandrson talk. Q: "How long did u have to wait before u found out who killed Asmodean?" A: not long
  16. Off to see @BrandonSandrson speak on campus
  17. Neat trick of the day, Ctrl+M in Reflector will take you to the documentation for the selcted member
  18. @jcoehoorn I cringed just a bit when I followed that link you sent on Saturday.
  19. That particular bug was getting a fair amount of hits and we needed heap info to get a resolution
  20. I wanted to extend a big thank you to the customer who took the time to send in a heap for Watson bucket 1517783592.