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jaredmoore

  1. @greggory ...until you run out of gas...
  2. @greggory 267k miles?!? That's respectably impressive.
  3. Anyone have access to a dock-height truck for an hour this afternoon? Call me @ church is so...
  4. Double tapping the space bar on your typewriter doesn't give you a period. #notetoself twitter.com/jaredmoore/sta…
  5. If I were president I'd authorize my press secretary to say the following phrase as often as needed: "I don't know."
  6. One of the first signs of summer is the #Teva sunburn on your feet. It's all downhill from here. twitter.com/jaredmoore/sta…
  7. @JohnnieGoodwin And I'm going to try to stay calm knowing that you came to the springs and I didn't know about it...deep cut...deep cut
  8. @JohnnieGoodwin I started reading that too the other day. Heard about it on public radio of all places...
  9. It's insensitive to us pastors and lay leaders to load up your vehicle for weekend camping and then flaunt it as you drive by us. #rude
  10. Sam would like to thank Gma Connie and Papa DeWayne for the pumpkin. A Hawaiian pumpkin. twitter.com/jaredmoore/sta…
  11. I saw the words "NBA" and "playoffs" together in an article headline. Does that mean basketball's almost over? #Amen #Glory#Shundundundi
  12. "I'm gonna chill the sparkling apple cider in the freezer for a few minutes" 16 hours ago. twitter.com/jaredmoore/sta…
  13. If you ever wanted to see me spontaneously urinate, it would be here. youtube.com/watch?v=IV0J3X…
  14. My voice is a rusty old crescent wrench today. Pray it gets loosened.
  15. @WilliamMatt22 Did you see Dr. Spaceman? He was giving away free vasectomies today.