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  1. Twitter and the world's luckiest fortune cookie company will one day collaborate and do something delicious.
  2. A true friend remembers your birthday and buys you something that you don't want and they can't afford.
  3. Lying Tiger, so bear in mind...
  4. One tagline that never made the cut: "I'm a marketing executioner that brings brands to life."
  5. Tiger uppercut! A friend recently asked, "How does one get over infidelity and continue on with the relationship?" What would YOU tell them?
  6. Don't hate the slayer, hate the pain.
  7. Loneliness is contagious & easily spread says a U of Chicago study. The good news is that lonely people probably won't speak to you anyway.
  8. Alliteration never killed anyone. A little arsenic, however...
  9. Creativity doesn't have to be complicated, comprehensive, or convoluted.
  10. In 1996, I was one of the first students in the US to revolutionize high school bake sales. Our ROI doubled thanks to Costco.
  11. It's not the size of your TV that matters; it's how much you use it.
  12. Opportunity Overload: Imagine what our lives would be like if we only used the Internet during the day.
  13. Regarding the people who don't believe in you, it's time to show them a thing or two and prove them wrong.
  14. A part-time business is often a full-time responsibility.
  15. If repetition is called the "Mother of Learning," who's your Daddy?
  16. Stop projecting your strife and start directing your life.
  17. Now that's true love: "If I'm going down for this, I'm taking you with me."
  18. If money is the root of all evil, start digging.
  19. It's not what kills you that matters, but how you respond or react to what kills you.
  20. Book: "The China Study" - 82% of Amazon.com reviewers of this popular health & nutrition book rated it five stars. http://thechinastudy.com