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JaredMEvans

  1. Nothing like spending a weekend porting a bunch of Perl code to C in order to improve performance. Very satisfying. #CompiledLanguagesRule 5:54 PM Apr 17th, 2011 via web
  2. Massive number of SQL injections going on. Tighten up those forms and parameters. http://arst.ch/ost #SQLInjection #DontBeALazyProgrammer 5:07 PM Mar 31st, 2011 via web
  3. Ever wonder if more snow disproves global warming? Well, here's your answer: http://doessnowdisproveglobalwarming.com #globalwarming 10:42 AM Mar 2nd, 2011 via web
  4. "I, for one, welcome our new computer overlords" #jeopardy 5:23 PM Feb 16th, 2011 via web
  5. When programming with #Perl and working with variable references be careful of autovivification. A good description: http://bit.ly/e3rKd0 8:19 PM Jan 25th, 2011 via web
  6. Watching the Cosmos by Carl Sagan on Netflix. The facts are timeless and fascinating, but unfortunately the video footage from the 70s isnt. 6:17 PM Jan 5th, 2011 via web
  7. A fun 60 minute YouTube video about the joy of statistics: http://bit.ly/dG2ZFF 6:17 PM Jan 4th, 2011 via web
  8. Yahoo has now become totally worthless. They are shutting down their only useful product #Delicious -- Time to go export all my bookmarks. 2:10 PM Dec 16th, 2010 via web
  9. I hate to say it but other web browsers should be more like #IE 9 -- at least when it comes to protection from malware: http://bit.ly/hYsDWl 6:39 AM Dec 16th, 2010 via web
  10. Follow @gizmodo and tweet the #gizmodolovesyou hashtag to win a prototype Chrome OS notebook. I know @kartpadm already has one. 4:22 PM Dec 9th, 2010 via web
  11. Google is attempting to get rid of the Caps Lock in their Chrome OS. I say go for it. I NEVER REALLY USE IT ANYWAY. http://gizmo.do/dDZbci 3:21 PM Dec 7th, 2010 via web
  12. I love the new #PDF reader built into #Chrome 8. It is WAY faster and cleaner than Adobe's Acrobat plugin. 6:07 PM Dec 6th, 2010 via web
  13. In an attempt to freak out my neighbors I just changed the name of my wireless network to "FBI Surveillance Van #42" 12:36 PM Dec 6th, 2010 via web
  14. Currently at Ohio State University for a cancer biology retreat. 11:42 AM Nov 15th, 2010 via txt
  15. Want to use Ubuntu without having to set up a dual boot or use a virtual machine? Then use the easy windows installer: http://is.gd/g4C2l 9:55 AM Oct 16th, 2010 via web
  16. The glowing spider eyes around our campsite are erily beautiful. 6:05 PM Oct 8th, 2010 via txt