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  1. I'm watching Flash Gordon (after cleaning both windows), waiting to hear some Queen. No luck yet. I love that song though... "Flash! AaAaa!"about 19 hours ago from txt
  2. @darlamellentine: "Can you clean the front and back windows?" Me: "I'll do one. You pick." Darla: "The front... then the back."about 19 hours ago from txt
  3. I'm so sick of hearing about Michael Jackson and Manny Ramirez.9:23 PM Jul 3rd from web
  4. @darlamellentine just got confused between Scotts' Weed 'n Feed and Turf Builder and said that we put surf and turf on our yard.11:52 AM Jul 3rd from txt
  5. Let's see how late I can sleep in tomorrow morning with a 3-year-old and a 20-month-old (girls and cousins) sleeping in adjacent rooms.10:09 PM Jul 2nd from txt
  6. Watching some old videos of Anna with Darla. She's so stinkin' cute! http://vimeo.com/jm/videos10:23 PM Jul 1st from web
  7. Celebrate 10 years of Moonfruit and win a MacBook Pro http://bit.ly/96bxC #moonfruit2:14 PM Jul 1st from web
  8. @juliarama I cringe everytime I read/hear "weather the storm" now. At Freedom, that's always associated with layoffs, paycuts, or furloughs.9:54 AM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to juliarama
  9. @rocketwife I just did a spit-take. That's hilarious.9:11 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to rocketwife
  10. I think Mozilla and Microsoft should get together and work on their comparison charts (http://u.nu/42xf and http://u.nu/7wzc respectively).8:51 AM Jun 30th from web
  11. @NGayes I guess I can see that. It's just amazing how the media's portrayal and social opinion has changed about him.8:49 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to NGayes
  12. Remember the good old days when Michael Jackson was a social degenerate and had to defend his bizarre acts with kids, not mourned as a hero?8:26 AM Jun 30th from web
  13. Sitting at my parent's table just after lunch and my dad is burping the alphabet. Awesome!12:40 PM Jun 28th from txt
  14. I just lost a bunch of worthless poker chips in the first ever game of Deuces Aren't Wild (money version - except we kept it free).1:35 AM Jun 27th from web
  15. I'm in a huge blue and yellow building, where the smell of cinnabuns, meatballs and self-empowerment permeates the air.6:21 PM Jun 25th from txt
  16. @ScottKirchhofer That sounds like a phrase I'd use... "deus ex machina".7:25 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to ScottKirchhofer
  17. Darla's killing me in a game of Deuces Aren't Wild right now.10:18 PM Jun 23rd from txt
  18. @noahasu I don't even think that's it so much. They clearly didn't handle the fame well, but they have much deeper issues than the show.10:14 PM Jun 22nd from web in reply to noah_austin
  19. How to avoid the same fate as Jon & Kate: Communicate, make your relationship a priority and seek counseling when you need help.9:20 PM Jun 22nd from web
  20. @mmasonmusic Congratulations!9:28 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to mmasonmusic