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  1. hey everybody it's 3:40am...this is the good life. about 2 hours ago from Echofon
  2. will soon be investigating the inside of my eyelids about 6 hours ago from Echofon
  3. @Sigafous worst case scenario=black friday shopping about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to Sigafous
  4. went outside once today about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  5. @davidnbrooks nice shiny new Twitter profile pic! about 13 hours ago from Echofon
  6. @ktcrazy thx she's gotta little outfit on and looks cute. about 20 hours ago from Echofon in reply to ktcrazy
  7. got some much needed rest about 21 hours ago from web
  8. is glad Sara's feeling better as time goes on...and Hannah is a doll! 4:11 PM Nov 24th from Echofon
  9. procreated 7:58 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  10. very close to 'go' time. super excited! 6:25 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  11. up past 1:00am EST time to check woot 10:12 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  12. @kalebheitzman leave with your shirt on and you'll be the only guy in the movie that did just that. 4:57 PM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to kalebheitzman
  13. is in the hospital and gonna be a Dad hopefully in the next 24 hours 11:21 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon
  14. I concur that @hansenbryce is a fine people too 9:48 AM Nov 23rd from Echofon in reply to hansenbryce
  15. is ready for the pace of 'Reading Week' @asburyseminary 6:16 PM Nov 22nd from web
  16. is going for a walk with alterior motives 5:40 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  17. @mahfrot ummmmmmmm no. 3:39 PM Nov 22nd from Echofon in reply to mahfrot
  18. denied at the theater so 2 DVDs from the JCPL will fill out the day 11:59 AM Nov 22nd from Echofon
  19. thanks Ronnie Martin for the Mrs. Santa Clause song 5:47 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  20. vampire is the new ninja 5:45 AM Nov 21st from Echofon