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jaredisbadical

  1. @ShaunGuns that's a lot of carrots! I eat about half that size. #GoodEyeSight
  2. @MoLikeWhoa hahaa... Me too! ;) #notreally
  3. @MoLikeWhoa So does Twitter!! ;)
  4. @STEFANl_H no ranch. Completely plain. I eat them everyday like this... #healthy
  5. @MoLikeWhoa Daydreaming keeps you young.
  6. I'm eating carrots at 9:00am. #excitement
  7. My neck hurts so bad, I'm eating Naproxen like it's candy. Staring at a PC all day doesn't help either. #OldManProblems
  8. @ShaunGuns I do want them, yes. But I won't be able to go! :( Family bday dinner.
  9. Never thought I would say this, but I'm excited to watch the Pirates vs Orioles game at Camden next month. #weird
  10. @Conio14 I'm done working today. I'm now watching baseball, and drinking beer. #MyWifeIsFatIcanBeToo
  11. @Conio14 Because it takes work to change your name... Hence, labor day.
  12. @Conio14 today.
  13. Yes!! The NCAA softball tournament is on!!! #ThingsNoOneSays
  14. I wouldn't want to use the bathroom at the Asparagus Festival.
  15. Skyline photo. @Rivercats twitter.com/jaredisbadical…
  16. My dog is awesome. #mustacheYouAQuestion twitter.com/jaredisbadical…
  17. Just drank this from @OdellBrewing - Wish we had it in CA! #awesomeness twitter.com/jaredisbadical…
  18. @ThelastLorenzo 3 reasons.
  19. @ThelastLorenzo 2 reasons. 1). she's Asian. 2). She's a girl
  20. @ThelastLorenzo Very true. @ashmonster_rawr isn't allowed to drive, especially my truck.