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jaredigital

  1. Criminal Minds is my totem. If I turn on the TV and it’s not on, I’ll know I’ve been incepted.
  2. If you are an American and you aren’t displaying an American flag outside your home today, please remedy this poor decision post-haste.
  3. @shaunmadams The gigantic yellow toothbrush intrigues me.
  4. @openapple It was just regular cream cheese cheesecake with some kind of sour cream-y frosting. Very good! Made by a friend.
  5. Good news, guys. I ate some cheesecake and now my belt is totally snug. #belts #twitter
  6. Man, this belt hole makes my pants too loose, but the next one makes them too tight. Don't you love Twitter?
  7. OH: "Let's Jason Bourne this lunch."
  8. @iconmaster lol
  9. @petroid I agree.
  10. @dealingwith He's 28. Crazy.
  11. Ah, feel that downy soft bubble cushion. on.mktw.net/KlmLXL
  12. Happy birthday, @garrettdimon.
  13. If I was George Lucas's neighbor, I wouldn't want him building his stupid movie studio in my backyard either. #teamneighbors
  14. @samsoffes I'll take one copy on a floppy disk, please.
  15. @chriscmerritt Oh wow. Congratulations, man!
  16. @rayjuncajun WHAT THE