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jaredigital

  1. Criminal Minds is my totem. If I turn on the TV and it’s not on, I’ll know I’ve been incepted. 12:21 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. If you are an American and you aren’t displaying an American flag outside your home today, please remedy this poor decision post-haste. 9:38 AM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @shaunmadams The gigantic yellow toothbrush intrigues me. 6:37 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to shaunmadams
  4. @openapple It was just regular cream cheese cheesecake with some kind of sour cream-y frosting. Very good! Made by a friend. 8:45 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to openapple
  5. Good news, guys. I ate some cheesecake and now my belt is totally snug. #belts #twitter 8:15 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. Man, this belt hole makes my pants too loose, but the next one makes them too tight. Don't you love Twitter? 5:47 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. OH: "Let's Jason Bourne this lunch." 11:59 AM May 24th via Twitter for Mac
  8. @iconmaster lol 8:53 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to iconmaster
  9. @petroid I agree. 11:20 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to petroid
  10. @dealingwith He's 28. Crazy. 7:27 AM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac in reply to dealingwith
  11. Ah, feel that downy soft bubble cushion. on.mktw.net/KlmLXL 5:29 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. Happy birthday, @garrettdimon. 7:43 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. If I was George Lucas's neighbor, I wouldn't want him building his stupid movie studio in my backyard either. #teamneighbors 3:00 PM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. @samsoffes I'll take one copy on a floppy disk, please. 1:47 PM May 13th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to samsoffes
  15. @chriscmerritt Oh wow. Congratulations, man! 9:45 AM May 13th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to chriscmerritt
  16. @rayjuncajun WHAT THE 9:43 PM May 10th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to rayjuncajun