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  1. Oh, our specific location... RT @thedavies: Chas: "Oh god. We're at the corner of tranny and handjob."
  2. Convenience is not always a virtue. Ps - we're in Chicago. RT @thedavies: Despite the location, jared just picked the best jazz club ever.
  3. Wine with potential caterer + late co-op shift + anticipation of 7am car tomorrow = already sleepy
  4. A good day for a marathon of thirtysomething.
  5. Best thing all week. Animated short of Dock Ellis throwing a no-hitter while on LSD. True story. http://tinyurl.com/y9oo6e6
  6. Thanks for the RT @brianchiger, @gustavozilles, @fabiobuss, @darcio_martins, @Cplanner. Oh and you too, @faris. http://tinyurl.com/y8amrx8
  7. My first post in a month. The natural, but as yet unrealized evolution from brand book to brand website. http://tinyurl.com/ykwwy8m
  8. American Airlines bleeps "ass" out of in-flight TV programming. Didn't know it was possible to have stricter standards than FCC.
  9. Today's travel diet: Airport brunch at Dunkin' Donuts, cookies for lunch, airport dinner at McDonalds. I feel like a million bucks.
  10. "I feel like a big lubricant." @frenchiiie
  11. Yes! Wait, is that a bad thing? @its_amber @dianagster: "we're all using the word imbue a lot" - diana
  12. Ideal weekend to leave my raincoat in a client meeting back in Jersey.
  13. Hellish cab ride ended with two wheels on the curb for about 100 yards. Safe and sound though.
  14. @thedavies: See you later. RT On the way to EWR.
  15. I guess that's how it is. RT@barriegordon I don't know how I was living life before spencer's music library.
  16. We are accepting new members! RT @barriegordon: One park slope co-op member sprayed another one with mace. Over a parking space.
  17. Violist playing Richard Marx on the Bway-Lafayette subway platform.
  18. I might have to postpone my hatred of ESPN for this "30 for 30" series: http://bit.ly/F9YZI
  19. @sveta23 Fixed gear? Really? Might as well buy one of those funny caps and move to SF.
  20. @RealMissKate Thanks Kate. You are just so REAL.