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jaredgoertzen

RonBurgundy A2 teaser trailer is up on funny or die. Watch it or I'll pop you in your sneeze bump. bit.ly/KD97Na 10:59 AM May 21st via web Retweeted by jaredgoertzen and 713 others
Hunting bats with @TheSBrown @Andrew_Voss 10:40 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Anyone have a #dribbble invite they'd offer me? 8:36 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
@richconfermusic that thing is sexy :) nice work 2:20 PM May 17th via Twitter for Mac in reply to richconfermusic
Command+J or (CTRL+J on PC) will duplicate an entire folder #CS6 11:59 AM May 17th via Twitter for Mac
@itsbengineer yeah dude ... Craziness! 10:04 AM May 13th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to itsbengineer
@shardle1 for sure dude. now time to take down the devils! 9:05 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to shardle1
the #NewYorkRangers are moving on! 7:04 PM May 12th via web
@jbrewlet get your site fixed? 7:04 PM May 11th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jbrewlet
@strongbadd who wouldn't want to be there with you 3 amigos is the real question? 2:24 PM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to strongbadd
@strongbadd @thesbrown where? When? 10:24 AM May 10th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to strongbadd
@jbrancha good shoot tonight. very suave. 7:04 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jbrancha
@maelaubhan ha ha! I feel ya! 4:51 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to maelaubhan
Don't let the state of Texas beat us out. Vote here for the Huskers gamedayvote.com #MyGameDayVote 12:50 PM May 7th via Tweet Button
Enter to win your choice: a Nikon D800 or Canon 5D MK III from @viewbug & Scott Bourne. Please RT. Info at: goo.gl/ufeJx 1:59 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
@bobbi_haircut Anytime! 1:58 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bobbi_haircut
@bobbi_haircut good work today! (and the past 8 months that made it possible) 1:38 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bobbi_haircut
@jaredsveen *mile* apparently my iPhone was trying to make a joke 9:18 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
@jaredsveen you were looking strong at mule 2 ;) 9:17 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to LuckyNumbrSveen
the moment it juggles. twitpic.com/9fs1t8 2:42 PM Apr 30th via Twitter for Mac

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