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  1. airport bar martini is extortion! SFO is cheaper
  2. No security line at SJC. Also no one here who wants the olives out of my martini.
  3. @shannonk we have tested this, and can confirm empirically that it's the latter.
  4. @misskeli the same thing just happened to @koroshiya.
  5. @selila if you're small, the rest of us must be microscopic. I will not dignify your other adjective with a response.
  6. @melindarae that has always been my strongly held belief.
  7. @misskeli and you lived to tweet about it! A holiday miracle indeed.
  8. I am full of waffle yet cold. I guess if I had everything all at once, I would be insufferable.
  9. @spiderbite happy birthday! do something secretly evil in celebration.
  10. @TeenaKP originally I was contemplating the microwave but that didn't seem right. Run hot water in the bathtub and put feet there.
  11. @jentwo the bonfire is next.
  12. Yeah, I just used a hair dryer to warm up a pair of socks.
  13. @selila An old friend came in from out of town. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. Someone stole my car. S'not my fault, I swear.
  14. @selila most excellent news!
  15. @nose2tailathome B and B makes a good lamb kidney, just in case you were wondering.
  16. I am about to eat the most expensive pasta course I will probably ever have.
  17. Brunch is the most important meal of the day. And you can have cocktails.
  18. I just ate a third of a pan of brownies. Send help. And milk.
  19. @selila Those steps are on the top of my list now. And it's not the holiday card list, unless it's the holiday card of loathing.
  20. @selila you definitely deserve a martini after all of that.