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jaredg

  1. @TeenaKP Avast! Tis a great poster, says I. 10:12 PM May 22nd via twicca in reply to TeenaKP
  2. Next time I'm tweaked by a grade school field trip taking the train, remind me about today's high schoolers. #weepforthefuture #getoffmylawn 10:58 AM May 21st via twicca
  3. I've probably said it before and I'm sure I'll say it again: my ability to eat fries from Five Guys is both awesome and terrible. 5:47 PM May 20th via twicca
  4. The quick acceptance of my one-line copy-pasta fix for line drawing in iterm2 makes me think I should quit while I'm ahead. 11:34 AM May 17th via web
  5. @vanessafox one persons lingo is another's confusion. I thought "Penguin Penalty" would be about Linux or climate change destroying ice. 11:29 AM May 17th via web
  6. @Caltrain_News the person that thought of deadheading a train to RWC on game day should win the public transit Nobel Prize. 11:22 AM May 17th via web
  7. @EccentricFlower I'll end today's twitter intervention but remember we don't have them for just anyone. 10:59 AM May 16th via twicca
  8. @EccentricFlower s/he wants to help you just like we do. But the system encourages the use of tools that are convenient for them first. 10:54 AM May 16th via twicca in reply to EccentricFlower
  9. @EccentricFlower what @scbecker said: your MD will almost certainly try to rush to a diagnosis and pill pushing which is very off-putting. 10:50 AM May 16th via twicca in reply to scbecker
  10. @EccentricFlower life is messy. There are a million ways to treat it but like many other diseases it demands respect and attention. 10:45 AM May 16th via twicca in reply to EccentricFlower
  11. @EccentricFlower I don't like being the guy that rehashes a thing you loathe, but you are describing typical symptoms of depression. 10:27 AM May 16th via twicca in reply to EccentricFlower
  12. @Roguelazer did s/he work at softlayer? Hah, that joke never gets old. Except when living it. 8:51 AM May 15th via twicca in reply to Roguelazer
  13. @sisoma to you as well. 12:48 PM May 13th via twicca in reply to sisoma
  14. @shmuel510 belated happy birthday! Hope it was a good one. 11:16 AM May 11th via twicca
  15. @abchao you'll be great. Have fun! 11:07 AM May 11th via twicca in reply to abchao
  16. @melindarae thanks. Hope your whole birthday was no less than twice as awesome. 1:30 PM May 6th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to melindarae
  17. @spiderbite @mikeiam @moresarah @melindarae @weetacon thanks everyone! But there's a misprint in the calendar - I've got six months to go. 12:02 PM May 6th via twicca
  18. Remembering that grade school talent show performance of "Paul Revere". 11:38 AM May 4th via web
  19. @Philip_F yuck. sorry. 4:14 PM May 3rd via Adium in reply to Philip_F
  20. There are a crazy number of car service sedans in SOMA today. Postulate: the Illuminati are in town for a conference. 4:12 PM May 3rd via Adium