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  1. airport bar martini is extortion! SFO is cheaper about 17 hours ago from Adium
  2. No security line at SJC. Also no one here who wants the olives out of my martini. about 18 hours ago from Adium
  3. @shannonk we have tested this, and can confirm empirically that it's the latter. 2:35 PM Dec 20th from web in reply to shannonk
  4. @misskeli the same thing just happened to @koroshiya. 8:17 AM Dec 19th from twidroid in reply to misskeli
  5. @selila if you're small, the rest of us must be microscopic. I will not dignify your other adjective with a response. 6:50 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly in reply to selila
  6. @melindarae that has always been my strongly held belief. 8:53 AM Dec 15th from twidroid in reply to melindarae
  7. @misskeli and you lived to tweet about it! A holiday miracle indeed. 7:22 PM Dec 14th from twidroid in reply to misskeli
  8. I am full of waffle yet cold. I guess if I had everything all at once, I would be insufferable. 2:06 PM Dec 13th from Ping.fm
  9. @spiderbite happy birthday! do something secretly evil in celebration. 2:39 PM Dec 11th from Adium
  10. @TeenaKP originally I was contemplating the microwave but that didn't seem right. Run hot water in the bathtub and put feet there. 8:05 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to TeenaKP
  11. @jentwo the bonfire is next. 8:04 PM Dec 9th from web in reply to jentwo
  12. Yeah, I just used a hair dryer to warm up a pair of socks. 7:31 PM Dec 9th from Ping.fm
  13. @selila An old friend came in from out of town. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. Someone stole my car. S'not my fault, I swear. 12:29 PM Dec 6th from web in reply to selila
  14. @selila most excellent news! 12:12 PM Nov 29th from twidroid in reply to selila
  15. @nose2tailathome B and B makes a good lamb kidney, just in case you were wondering. 12:30 AM Nov 29th from Brizzly
  16. I am about to eat the most expensive pasta course I will probably ever have. 10:40 PM Nov 28th from twidroid
  17. Brunch is the most important meal of the day. And you can have cocktails. 2:34 PM Nov 28th from twidroid
  18. I just ate a third of a pan of brownies. Send help. And milk. 11:13 AM Nov 24th from Adium
  19. @selila Those steps are on the top of my list now. And it's not the holiday card list, unless it's the holiday card of loathing. 10:00 PM Nov 23rd from Brizzly in reply to selila
  20. @selila you definitely deserve a martini after all of that. 6:47 PM Nov 23rd from Adium in reply to selila