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  1. If it's the clothes that make the man, it's the sunglasses that make the douche. (via @AinsleyofAttack)
  2. Craving an action movie, oh hello Last Flight of Noah's Arc with all of your Ricky Schrodet and Elliot Gouldliness
  3. @jeffstaple I bought a $120 H&M suit a couple years back, it's the best fitting, only suit I ever wear anymore normal suits fit gross
  4. Decided that the Fifth of July should be Dependence Day. We thank people who take care of us and also buy slaves. (via @michaelianblack)
  5. Im so tired of having to make my own fake muscles all the time http://www.riptfusion.com/
  6. @im_ ...at warp tour
  7. My first Thrasher was a script that changed my life: http://tinyurl.com/kleuu3
  8. @russe it's funny to see Tommys other life
  9. Getting ready to go see some of this @ the echoplex: http://bit.ly/LCIY9 Air Sex Championships! HILARIOUS! (via @carolynclark)
  10. Buy Elliot's car penis breath. http://bit.ly/27EFz (via @pitchforkmedia)
  11. Watching Duh Vinci code, I can actually feel myself getting dumber
  12. @helloflux Hope so, I'm 0 for 3
  13. @kmichaelwilkins A+ on the Dad shirt
  14. @dtwood with a slogan like 'a bath in every room' it has to be good
  15. @RylanDogg if you are playing a game against yourself and you lose, don't you win too?
  16. @theso but did you activate it?
  17. @_terrydean Is that what a Puch csi
  18. @leecrane I'm coming up on the 2nd anniversary of myphone, they have a word for people like me, ludite.
  19. Captured made it's way to the top of the queue, think nightrider where michael is a dickhead businessman and kit is his sadistic Porsche
  20. I'm stuffed from a massive meal at PJ Blands. http://www.PJBlands.com