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jaredchapman

  1. If milk chocolate is the life of the party, semi-sweet chocolate is the lawyer he keeps on retainer.
  2. @awesomebARTon It has some on either side of the screen that you can program, though I never use them.
  3. @awesomebARTon I've used one for the last several years and I love it.
  4. First Levon Helm, now Doc Watson. We're losing our best musicians. ht.ly/bfcsq
  5. @frankpeak Siri has selective hearing.
  6. @Bryan_Boggs Did someone hit a home run? I'm following the game online.
  7. @Bryan_Boggs Yeah! That'd be awesome. I'm hoping to make it over for games this summer. Have you been to many this season?
  8. If Math and Science got married, their kids would be such nerds.
  9. Snap, Crackle, & Pop have been made over so much they have more in common with Joan Rivers than any breakfast cereal mascot ever should.
  10. @Bryan_Boggs HA! Jerk. I predict he'll be the AL MVP this year. My bro-in-law is going to the Home Run Derby this year. Maybe Josh will win?
  11. @Bryan_Boggs Yeah, but I wasn't able to watch. They just finished. Won in 13, 7-8 over the Blue Jays.
  12. Most of the time Siri acts like she has dementia.
  13. As I left the house this AM, my wife quoted an Irish Blessing, which was her subtle way of saying she doesn't know what I do for a living.
  14. Nostradamus: Thank you for making me a sandwich. Friend: But I didn't... N: [Closes eyes, places hand to temple, & whispers] You will.
  15. I bet Nostradamus was impossible to shop for.
  16. @crashsuit I'll submit that one to him as well.
  17. POLL: My nephew should name his new goldfish _________. A. Keith Sweat B. Keith Sweat C. Keith Sweat