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jaredchapman

  1. If milk chocolate is the life of the party, semi-sweet chocolate is the lawyer he keeps on retainer. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. @awesomebARTon It has some on either side of the screen that you can program, though I never use them. 11:13 AM May 30th via web in reply to awesomebARTon
  3. @awesomebARTon I've used one for the last several years and I love it. 11:10 AM May 30th via web in reply to awesomebARTon
  4. First Levon Helm, now Doc Watson. We're losing our best musicians. ht.ly/bfcsq 7:38 AM May 30th via HootSuite
  5. @frankpeak Siri has selective hearing. 6:31 AM May 30th via web in reply to frankpeak
  6. @Bryan_Boggs Did someone hit a home run? I'm following the game online. 6:57 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bryan_Boggs
  7. @Bryan_Boggs Yeah! That'd be awesome. I'm hoping to make it over for games this summer. Have you been to many this season? 6:34 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bryan_Boggs
  8. If Math and Science got married, their kids would be such nerds. 4:12 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. Snap, Crackle, & Pop have been made over so much they have more in common with Joan Rivers than any breakfast cereal mascot ever should. 3:16 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  10. @Bryan_Boggs HA! Jerk. I predict he'll be the AL MVP this year. My bro-in-law is going to the Home Run Derby this year. Maybe Josh will win? 5:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bryan_Boggs
  11. @Bryan_Boggs Yeah, but I wasn't able to watch. They just finished. Won in 13, 7-8 over the Blue Jays. 5:10 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Bryan_Boggs
  12. Most of the time Siri acts like she has dementia. 5:45 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. As I left the house this AM, my wife quoted an Irish Blessing, which was her subtle way of saying she doesn't know what I do for a living. 8:30 AM May 24th via web
  14. Nostradamus: Thank you for making me a sandwich. Friend: But I didn't... N: [Closes eyes, places hand to temple, & whispers] You will. 12:54 PM May 22nd via web
  15. I bet Nostradamus was impossible to shop for. 12:43 PM May 22nd via web
  16. @crashsuit I'll submit that one to him as well. 6:38 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to crashsuit
  17. POLL: My nephew should name his new goldfish _________. A. Keith Sweat B. Keith Sweat C. Keith Sweat 6:15 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone