jared_willis
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Apple says they’re coming out with a big announcement. Hope it’s not about the internet history on my Macbook Pro.
about 7 hours ago
via web
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Miss this? Video- Bill Maher: What Exactly Has Obama Done That Has Made Conservatives So Angry?
8:08 AM May 26th
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If I were president, I'd send SEAL Team Six in to rescue Siri from Zooey Deschanel.
5:20 PM May 22nd
via web
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My latest Erin Moran sitcom pitch: A grown up Joanie Cunningham opens her own antique shop. It's called "Joanie Loves Tchotchkes"
8:16 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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A study predicts nearly half of all Americans will be obese by 2030. But with a little American ingenuity I bet we can get there by 2025!
11:19 AM May 13th
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I should sue the @ for all my concussions. 30 years of banging my head against the wall watching the dolphins.
2:46 PM May 10th
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Had the one-and-only corn burritos at the @ in Ventura. Unbelievable.
11:56 AM May 5th
via Twitter for iPhone
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Money saving idea for : only put up signs when escalators are IN service. Fewer signs that way.
4:11 PM May 3rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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Reading about the Senate's $11B bailout of the postal service. If this was 1991, I'd write an angry letter to someone.
7:37 AM Apr 27th
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How I'm currently spending/wasting my time: Phil Hartman audition tape for SNL. Unbelievable.
9:20 AM Apr 27th
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A news show apologized for broadcasting porn, saying there was a cable mixup. Things only got worse when the cable repairman showed up.
8:26 AM Apr 24th
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Good luck convincing me you care about privacy, Capital One, when your tagline is "What's in your wallet?"
5:34 PM Apr 23rd
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From my wife: "Who's the girl that......Snooki."
9:45 PM Apr 23rd
via Twitter for iPhone
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It was never a drawing school exam. It was just a guy who liked getting drawings of a cartoon turtle in the mail every day.
7:47 PM Apr 17th
via web
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Put a shirt on, Hologram Tupac.
8:28 AM Apr 16th
via web
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Instagram, one billion dollars. Annie Leibovitz, broke. And that's our modern world in a nutshell.
11:06 AM Apr 9th
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Pho Garden just acquired me for $2 billion. It's a win/Nguyen situation.
11:54 AM Apr 9th
via web
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Congratulations to Accordia's president, Dr. Warner C. Greene, for the honor of receiving the 2012 Distinguished...
12:05 PM Apr 5th
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Q: How many screenwriters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Oh God, now they want to change the lightbulb.
6:30 AM Apr 4th
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Obama has called the GOP budget social Darwinism. Nice try, but they believe in social creationism.
7:08 AM Apr 4th
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