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jared_the_bear

  1. @NBAonTNT can't wait to see Chuck in OKC!!! #BestCrewOnTV #ThunderUP 6:54 PM May 27th via txt
  2. Hey @okcthunder today is my birthday! How 'bout a win tonight to make today perfect! 4:26 PM May 27th via txt
  3. @OldSpice Velociraptor relays on the rings of saturn. #OldSpiceDecathalon 10:13 AM May 25th via txt
  4. @AndrewWunder Leo DiCaprio only does movies he can wear suits in #Inception #GreatGatsby its all #highfashion 10:49 AM May 23rd via txt
  5. Hey @Gatorade do you have anything to strengthen my immune system? #winfromwithin 8:01 PM May 12th via txt
  6. My brother's cap is easily the best graduation cap I've ever seen #SoProud 3:15 PM May 5th via txt
  7. @AndrewWunder also could have beaten a T-rex at volleyball.. And rock, paper, scissors. #EvolutionRules 1:03 PM Apr 30th via txt
  8. @AndrewWunder I am also really glad you didn't end up going to SMU #horsemen 2:17 PM Apr 29th via txt
  9. None of Southpole's clothing would do any good at the south pole. #whatsthatallabout 5:15 PM Apr 26th via txt
  10. The appearance of my headdress is probably my chief concern 7:53 PM Apr 24th via txt
  11. @AndrewWunder I might be asking for forgiveness as well #BarBQ #delicious 10:02 PM Apr 23rd via txt
  12. @AndrewWunder I tried to dream in 3D but I wasn't wearing those stupid glasses so everything was just blurry 9:36 AM Apr 20th via txt
  13. I'm a brainstorm chaser 12:31 AM Apr 18th via txt
  14. As iron sharpens iron one man sharpens another. [Proverbs 27:17] 12:02 AM Apr 5th via txt
  15. Shaq is in town today. I'm going to dress up like a free throw shot.. There's no way he could miss me right?....Right? 1:31 PM Apr 3rd via txt
  16. I'm not materialistic but at the same time I wouldn't date a girl made of sandpaper 8:06 PM Apr 2nd via txt
  17. @Goodypasture did you know Durant had 28pts 9rebs and 8 asst in the 15pt win over lebron and the heat.. 5:36 PM Apr 2nd via txt
  18. @AndrewWunder "I'm sexy and I know it"- @LMFAO #FavoriteLyric 12:40 PM Apr 2nd via txt
  19. That awkward moment when someone's car says "just married" but they're the only one in it 7:35 PM Mar 31st via txt
  20. That awkward moment when someone's car says "just married" but they're the only ones in it 7:35 PM Mar 31st via txt
  • Name Jared M Anderson
  • Location Stillwater, Ok
  • Bio One of the horsemen. not those ones... different ones.
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