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Sure, they make mittens for feet, they're called socks. Jackass.17 minutes agofrom Ping.fm
You guys think Sarah Palin would sign a family pack of toilet paper rolls? Yada yada yada... finish this joke to your liking here.7:30 AM Dec 9thfrom Ping.fm
Me: "You can tell she's the kind of girl that likes it rough." Him: "How rough?" Me: "Professor Snape rough."9:12 PM Dec 8thfrom Ping.fm
I'm not depressed, I'm just going through the Janeane Garofalo phase all young girls go through.9:20 AM Dec 8thfrom Ping.fm
Hans Gruber is the reason for the season! (Related: anyone who says that Die Hard isn't the greatest Xmas movie ever is a terrorist.)2:24 PM Dec 2ndfrom Ping.fm