jannaverse
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Bleah. The next time I say I'm craving Twizzlers, will someone please remind me that they're not all that great?
about 15 hours ago
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Sitting home in my bathrobe while other people maul each other in the stores.
9:09 AM Nov 27th
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Last night I dreamed someone stole my car. When I woke up I was SO GLAD to see it was still there in the driveway where it belongs. Whew.
8:59 AM Nov 27th
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Laying in bed, listening to the snowflakes hit the window.
10:22 PM Nov 26th
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Ready to go to bed so I can sleep in tomorrow. :) Ahhhhh. Goodnight.
9:47 PM Nov 26th
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Drinking tea and figuring out a few good ways to waste some valuable moments of my life.
6:24 PM Nov 25th
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Wow. Yikes. Giant flames. The whole roof is gone. I hope it doesn't spread to mom's salon.
2:49 PM Nov 22nd
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Wow. SO MUCH smoke. Black smoke. Yikes. I can smell it from here. At least 3 fire engines so far. Flames.
2:26 PM Nov 22nd
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Wow. One of the downtown buildings is on fire, just a couple hundred feet from where I have to in to work tomorrow.
2:04 PM Nov 22nd
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@ - Do those come in my size? Like, say, fifties or hundreds? :)
11:41 AM Nov 21st
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I fixed my printer, found my Russian dictionary, & scooped the litter box. That sound you're hearing is my awesome sense of accomplishment.
11:31 AM Nov 21st
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The extent of my Friday night excitement: Sitting at the computer, wondering why my left eyebrow keeps twitching. Burp. Still single, too!
6:11 PM Nov 20th
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Retweets are the hairs on the armpit of life.
8:12 PM Nov 18th
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My cat is staring at me as if he expects me to turn into a giant chewy kitty treat at any moment.
8:01 PM Nov 18th
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So.... a penguin, a priest, and a paleontologist walk into a bar.....
9:18 PM Nov 17th
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It's 10:30 pm, and I still haven't had dinner yet. Anyone feel like sending me a pizza? Or maybe a rack of BBQ ribs? Or some Twizzlers?
7:37 PM Nov 17th
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So cold I could instantly freeze a snot bubble and then proceed to shatter it with a small hammer.
6:10 PM Nov 16th
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@ - Twizzlers! OMG!
Must... have... Twizzlers!
6:06 PM Nov 16th
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Must... have.... Twizzlers.
1:52 PM Nov 15th
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Thinking of going somewhere for no reason and doing something pointless.
1:49 PM Nov 15th
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- Name jannaverse
- Web http://jannaverse...
- Bio Just me, being myself, hoping it somehow qualifies as funny at least 51% of the time.
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