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  1. ShamMeh picks up 45% less water
  2. Hemp pancake makes you hungry 15 minutes faster than regular pancakes
  3. Burger Prince increasingly discouraged over prospect of ascent to throne
  4. Mobile Twitterer types on and on to see what 140 characters looks like because there's no indication in the page, unlike in a full browser w
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  6. Man calls radio show from car to complain about inconsiderate drivers
  7. Senator abstains from vote, little else
  8. HOAs new breeding ground for fascists
  9. Couple incorporates spat into dance moves
  10. Floating garbage patch in Pacific applies for statehood
  11. Winter clothes sense impending confinement
  12. Supercomputer masters artificial intelligence, now getting snippy
  13. Black market cheese on rise in rat maze
  14. Subprime lenders to recoup losses with baseball bats. New policy to impact middle class, kneecaps
  15. Grandmother at wedding reception learns horrifying secret behind "YMCA"
  16. Study shows no link between chocolate and acne. Related study shows subjects unable to distinguish chocolate from placebo.
  17. Eighth Police Academy film in danger of production
  18. No, seriously, there is something on your shirt
  19. Restaurant patron politely reminded Mogadishu not on menu
  20. Gullibility Analysis Workshop $300