janinebrito
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It is not take your cat to work day. But I wish it was.
12:51 PM Dec 15th
from txt
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I miss James Bond Jr and Denver the Last Dinosaur. But I miss David the Gnome most of all.
11:24 AM Dec 15th
from web
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You should be able to call in to work cuddly. All I wanna do is nap w/ my love and my cat. (This tweet is covered in rainbows and cat hair)
10:52 AM Dec 14th
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@ Wha hoppen?!
11:12 PM Dec 13th
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A little drunk. I think I took this whole "hot toddies are an excellent cold remedy" thing too far.
5:03 PM Dec 13th
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Phone, for the last time, I'm not writing "she" I'm writing "pie"! PIE! 9 times out of 10 I'm texting abt PIE! You should know me better!
6:15 PM Dec 12th
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Ok! I will go anywhere with you @ <3
1:46 PM Dec 12th
from txt
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The show was great! Huzzah!
9:39 PM Dec 10th
from txt
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Someone under the age of 40, please walk in now.
7:36 PM Dec 10th
from txt
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Oh sweet jesus, this is not going to be good.
7:17 PM Dec 10th
from txt
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Damnit, body! You know I can't afford to get sick until Xmas!
11:36 AM Dec 10th
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Sandra Lee is a she-devil who should be burned at the stake. And by "burned at the stake", I mean flame-broiled on store-bought filo dough.
10:38 PM Dec 9th
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Cocooning myself tonight, in preparation for the 25+ minutes I'll have to endure eating it on Thursday & Friday.
9:07 AM Dec 9th
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Is it wrong to say "Thank you, Jesus!" to the promise of gay sex?
5:11 PM Dec 8th
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YES! Jersey Shore = my new guilty pleasure
4:08 PM Dec 8th
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Got on @'s Netflix and her top recommendation is "Batman, The Animated Series"... sigh, twas meant to be :)
5:50 PM Dec 7th
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@ More like a love ERECTangle! Hey-OOOOOO!
3:28 PM Dec 7th
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@ hahahaha. Damnit! It's SalmaHayek, the spamming Asian man!
2:53 PM Dec 7th
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*sigh* It's hard out here for a pimp.
2:51 PM Dec 7th
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RT @ Not if I get her first, bitch! She's mine, @!
2:50 PM Dec 7th
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- Name Janine Brito
- Location Bay Area, CA
- Bio I try to make funnies, it works sometimes.
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