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  1. I turn up the heat just a notch or two, to save money on sweaters.
  2. @melissadean Is L'As du Fallafel a lot like Sultan's Market, where a beefy guy handles all the tahini?
  3. A neighborhood kid just ran off with my dog's tennis ball. It's so hard to explain to him the inherent evil inside most 5th grade boys.
  4. Did I lend any of you my favorite tennis racket - the orange one? Are any of you using it to poke at spiderwebs from a slight distance?
  5. "Almost nothing is not doable." - @jasonpontius
  6. @jasonpontius Seriously, what soundtrack does this require? I'm rendered useless by the number of possibilities. http://vimeo.com/7884978
  7. Roe houses.
  8. "Everyone has a pair of pants that need to be thrown away."
  9. Wait, do we ALL want sour cream on the nachos? If only we had Google Wave!
  10. Just traveled a long way for a really hard goodbye, and also, cancer can kiss my whole ass.
  11. DID I LEAVE MY SUNGLASSES IN CANADA?
  12. This scented candle features "DWT: Dual-Wick Technology". Meaning two wicks.
  13. Hurry up and cool already, the pie!
  14. I can't think of a situation where I would need a "fireproof" t-shirt. If anything, I'll want my elbows and forearms protected, too.
  15. I could use some legal aid in Chicago. Anyone know of a rad clinic, maybe with "Successtories" posters on the walls?
  16. I had about ten awesome responses but they all likely ended with me meeting "the long arm of the law" in a small, quiet room.
  17. "Websites for colleges, huh?" asked the US customs official. "Well, just don't bring any of those Websites back with you, now."
  18. I need hourly parking, but at the international terminal. Flying to Canada for the day is weird.
  19. My desk chair has started sinking, in tiny increments, throughout the day. It's hard to not take this personally.
  20. 4 minutes: Dock Ellis narrates his famous LSD no-hitter: http://bit.ly/4lB26I (Kyle told me!)