janieporche
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I turn up the heat just a notch or two, to save money on sweaters.
about 19 hours ago
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@ Is L'As du Fallafel a lot like Sultan's Market, where a beefy guy handles all the tahini?
about 22 hours ago
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A neighborhood kid just ran off with my dog's tennis ball. It's so hard to explain to him the inherent evil inside most 5th grade boys.
9:19 AM Dec 2nd
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Did I lend any of you my favorite tennis racket - the orange one? Are any of you using it to poke at spiderwebs from a slight distance?
12:48 PM Nov 30th
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"Almost nothing is not doable." - @
10:48 AM Nov 30th
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@ Seriously, what soundtrack does this require? I'm rendered useless by the number of possibilities.
2:46 PM Nov 29th
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Roe houses.
7:59 AM Nov 28th
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"Everyone has a pair of pants that need to be thrown away."
1:44 PM Nov 26th
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Wait, do we ALL want sour cream on the nachos? If only we had Google Wave!
12:23 PM Nov 24th
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Just traveled a long way for a really hard goodbye, and also, cancer can kiss my whole ass.
1:01 PM Nov 23rd
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DID I LEAVE MY SUNGLASSES IN CANADA?
8:49 AM Nov 19th
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This scented candle features "DWT: Dual-Wick Technology". Meaning two wicks.
12:33 PM Nov 18th
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Hurry up and cool already, the pie!
7:09 PM Nov 16th
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I can't think of a situation where I would need a "fireproof" t-shirt. If anything, I'll want my elbows and forearms protected, too.
11:58 AM Nov 16th
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I could use some legal aid in Chicago. Anyone know of a rad clinic, maybe with "Successtories" posters on the walls?
7:16 AM Nov 16th
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I had about ten awesome responses but they all likely ended with me meeting "the long arm of the law" in a small, quiet room.
6:57 PM Nov 13th
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"Websites for colleges, huh?" asked the US customs official. "Well, just don't bring any of those Websites back with you, now."
6:55 PM Nov 13th
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I need hourly parking, but at the international terminal. Flying to Canada for the day is weird.
3:45 AM Nov 13th
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My desk chair has started sinking, in tiny increments, throughout the day. It's hard to not take this personally.
7:07 PM Nov 12th
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4 minutes: Dock Ellis narrates his famous LSD no-hitter: (Kyle told me!)
5:12 PM Nov 12th
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- Name Janie Porche
- Location Chicago, mostly
- Web http://whitewhale...
- Bio Yes, I design websites for colleges and universities. Your instinct was *spot on*.
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