janglestein
- I have unfortunately lost all my limbs, and must wait for their slow regeneration :-(. This update took roughly 5 days to type.1:18 PM Jan 5th from web
- @ I apologize profusely. How would you have me rescue your lovely self from this boredom?6:46 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
- Quicken the steeds, tighten the stirrups, for Janglestein has completed his first meme tonight, and his chariots shall ride in celebration!4:15 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from web
- @ I would be glad to drive yourself home from the airport. While I do not live near your Saline Lake, for you I'd happily travel!8:39 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
- My date did not go very well :-( My father always said "To complement a woman's milk jugs is to complement her soul." She took offense :-(4:25 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
- @ Nor do I my friend, nor do I. Now if you would pardon my leave of absence, I have a Nielson to woo :-)12:27 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to flahute
- My date is 5 minutes late now. I am deeply flustered -- why has she not yet met with me? :-(12:07 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
- @ Ah, you may be unsure, but consider this: when I have left her fair web log, she calls for my return. Doth she call for you?11:50 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to flahute
- @ Ah, but many men have not been "creepy stalkers" as you so eloquently name them, and still they have not taken grasp of her heart!11:13 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to flahute
- @ Tell me truly, what is the way to thy heart? Perhaps thy stomach? Thy back door?10:11 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
- Off to sit on my park bench once more :-D10:44 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
- Tonight I lie beside my Gak Nielson mold once more. Alack, there is no substitute for the human touch, but I cannot yet afford skin :-(11:31 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- @ Not at all dear. I miss you, and I have yet to have you ;-)8:31 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
- Rise and shine :-) I begin my day refreshed, renewed, and oddly perplexed at the lack of sunlight.7:54 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- @ If only there were three of myself, I would write poems for Sarah, Daisy, and thyself. But alas, there are but two :-(3:36 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to andij1967
- Janglesteins: We cover Sarah's naked.3:33 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- Sarah is a country I long to travel / A beautiful nation where night is day / Many footprints in the gravel / Others may visit; I will stay3:09 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- Hello internet. I have not spoken to you in a few days, but I trust that all is well. How is your mother, the telephone, doing?2:50 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
- Today I lie with limbs outstreched / Upon the clammy corpse of life / Groping at its lifeless chest / I plant my seed and call it "wife"2:56 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
- Jealousy pangs my brittle bones :-[4:16 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web
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