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  1. I have unfortunately lost all my limbs, and must wait for their slow regeneration :-(. This update took roughly 5 days to type. 1:18 PM Jan 5th from web
  2. @sarahbellum I apologize profusely. How would you have me rescue your lovely self from this boredom? 6:46 PM Dec 12th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
  3. Quicken the steeds, tighten the stirrups, for Janglestein has completed his first meme tonight, and his chariots shall ride in celebration! 4:15 PM Nov 24th, 2008 from web
  4. @sarahbellum I would be glad to drive yourself home from the airport. While I do not live near your Saline Lake, for you I'd happily travel! 8:39 PM Nov 18th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
  5. My date did not go very well :-( My father always said "To complement a woman's milk jugs is to complement her soul." She took offense :-( 4:25 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
  6. @flahute Nor do I my friend, nor do I. Now if you would pardon my leave of absence, I have a Nielson to woo :-) 12:27 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to flahute
  7. My date is 5 minutes late now. I am deeply flustered -- why has she not yet met with me? :-( 12:07 PM Nov 14th, 2008 from web
  8. @flahute Ah, you may be unsure, but consider this: when I have left her fair web log, she calls for my return. Doth she call for you? 11:50 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to flahute
  9. @flahute Ah, but many men have not been "creepy stalkers" as you so eloquently name them, and still they have not taken grasp of her heart! 11:13 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to flahute
  10. @sarahbellum Tell me truly, what is the way to thy heart? Perhaps thy stomach? Thy back door? 10:11 AM Nov 14th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
  11. Off to sit on my park bench once more :-D 10:44 AM Nov 13th, 2008 from web
  12. Tonight I lie beside my Gak Nielson mold once more. Alack, there is no substitute for the human touch, but I cannot yet afford skin :-( 11:31 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  13. @sarahbellum Not at all dear. I miss you, and I have yet to have you ;-) 8:31 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to sarahbellum
  14. Rise and shine :-) I begin my day refreshed, renewed, and oddly perplexed at the lack of sunlight. 7:54 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  15. @andij1967 If only there were three of myself, I would write poems for Sarah, Daisy, and thyself. But alas, there are but two :-( 3:36 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web in reply to andij1967
  16. Janglesteins: We cover Sarah's naked. 3:33 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  17. Sarah is a country I long to travel / A beautiful nation where night is day / Many footprints in the gravel / Others may visit; I will stay 3:09 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  18. Hello internet. I have not spoken to you in a few days, but I trust that all is well. How is your mother, the telephone, doing? 2:50 PM Nov 12th, 2008 from web
  19. Today I lie with limbs outstreched / Upon the clammy corpse of life / Groping at its lifeless chest / I plant my seed and call it "wife" 2:56 PM Nov 10th, 2008 from web
  20. Jealousy pangs my brittle bones :-[ 4:16 PM Nov 6th, 2008 from web