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  1. FoxNews.com headline: "Cops warn nude cyclists to put on helmets." Boy, that headline did NOT end with the word I thought it would.
  2. Dad comment on the blog: "My mom was a great cook. Your mom is a great cook. What the heck happened to you?" [shakes cute little fist]
  3. And praise Troysus, it's back up.
  4. My site is down. I blame Ryan Clark and Ike Taylor. #steelers
  5. @carolineanne Thank you! I feel better. ;)
  6. I feel like the only person who still has Christmas shopping to do.
  7. @ztambrose Shh. The first rule of Pigeon Killing Club is we do not talk about Pigeon Killing Club.
  8. @jayesel Excellent pigeon find! Can't wait to share it.
  9. @chrislovett Thank you for the ass-kicking offer. ;)
  10. @woycheck I love it. Making fun of my weight because I poked fun at the weight of professional ATHLETE. Awesome.
  11. Writing What They're Really Thinking. And drinking. And I just used the word hooha and it wasn't as a euphemism for bajingo. This will suck.
  12. Now I feel bad. Got an email from 84 Lumber spokesperson informing me that Mrs. Hardy is 51-years-old. That's only a 34-year age difference.
  13. Hell hath no fury like my daughter after the dog steals the cookie she was eating.
  14. @ChachiSays You're going to have a nightmare tonight wherein a dead-eyed penguin attacks you, screeching, "SING YOUR HEARTSONG, BITCH!"
  15. @tehamy Don't EVER let anyone purchase him the Happy Feet DVD. Ever. It is evil in a box.
  16. Shit. I have officially watched enough of this movie to guarantee that I'll have penguin nightmares tonight.
  17. @adriennemcc Word.
  18. @tehamy Super weird, freaky, preachy, sing-songy, spooky-soundtracked movie about a dead-eyed penguin that dances.
  19. @jayesel Yes! If my son pulls it out to watch I'm always all, "LET'S GO EAT CANDY INSTEAD!" Hate the freaky dead-eyed penguins.
  20. A great portion of the movie Happy Feet weirds me out, and I have no idea why. [shudder]