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  1. I get it, a "new der". Very funny.
  2. @EricDSnider Hot Pocket is a good euphemism for just about anything.
  3. #unfollowfriday No seriously, @nigelpugmann Un.Follow.
  4. PS You'll never have my ovaries!! NEVER!! #woofwednesday
  5. These people are so stupid they think they can contain me? Try and take me to go away in the car, again. I freaking dare you.
  6. @nigelpugmann At least I'm getting some, tubby.
  7. Owners keep mentioning this cool thing they are getting. A new der? Sounds like they are really excited about it. Whatever it is.
  8. @nigelpugmann Dude, Pew! What dies inside of your ears? Besides your brains?
  9. #fakeanimalfacts Pugs are not only graceful dancers but eloquent and charming converstationalists.
  10. @EricDSnider Hang in there baby! I love that poster...
  11. @NigelPugmann Yo Mama's so fat, I can see the resemblance.
  12. @nigelpugmann You may be ugly, but at least you're fat.
  13. @ameliamerritt More Lobster!
  14. I'm getting really into photographs by Howard Berman. I'd show the dog but he'd never understand the subtext. He'd just laugh, "Dogs."
  15. About to grasp the dog's chops and rabbit kick his neck folds.
  16. @NigelPugmann Stop eating my food!
  17. JaneFelini Get out, @nigelpugmann you're too fat for me to sleep in your cage with you in here.
  18. Trying to clean the dog slobber off my fur but licking up the drool is making me gag.
  19. Trying to use the litter box but big family member keeps screaming at the light box and it's jacking my concentration.
  20. @NigelPugmann Well I am going to sleep in your bed all day tomorrow, too. Suck THAT, tubby tard.